The project brief was for a "Kite Surf SUP - Scarbs" sign.
Obviously our sign writer didnt know anything about kiting.
or "me please" or "my uncle mum for me"
or "the police"
or "yeah"
or "off"
or "en loads of wind!"
or "i used to like tractors"
or "sheep with velcro gloves"
or or or really its endless .... the mind boggles.
or "en monkey brains and baken beens rocks"
Moronic lowbrow attempt at 'humour'.
I hope he was charged with public indecency and spent a few hours in the lock up.
I heard (from the monkey voices in my head) that....
-the Foreshore-Urban-Coastal-Kitesurfing association didn't realise ...
(and anyhow,the sign only displays %#&$ when the wind is crap)
Agree Dave...
but of course you don't pimp eppo, do you?
Maybe this snippet for example..
'But is has far more potential to evolve than windsurfing. Time will tell. I mean I just had a mellow session on my 2012 rebel, 13 to 17 knots, and I thought how can they makes these kites any better? I mean what else do you need'..
not a personal attack, just an observation.
Yep - ready or not we'll be rolling out the red carpet at 10:00 am on Cup Day (holiday ).
Ready OR Not.
Well actually it'll definitely be "OR Not" but we'll do it anyhow. That way you can all watch it improve over time - like a good wine. But this time its more like a bubbly wine - ie under pressure 
Always welcome Slavey. Havent caught up since... when ... Kite Jam time before last I think. Come on up. You can inspect our fine range of death leashes . And I may just have WAKSA memberships out on special to celebrate our opening.
Eppo thought you were up @Cervantes on your leave pass???
Rumour has it you're riding rebels carving on an underground & loving Scarb's
