So now that we're going into the winter months...
i thought it best to start up this one heh heh.
...you look for chop out on the water only to see your dissapointed face reflecting back at you 
when your favourite spot on the river has a crystal clear reflection of the city and its foreground trees imprinted onto its surface
when you're hair is dry when you arrive at work...
when you're not late for your arvo shifts at work...
when you're not missing any days at work!
When you a write "You know its NOT windy when..." posts. (sorry someone had to write it)
the new friends you do make ditch you 'cause you're always going on about this 'fantastic kite surfing sport', but beacuse they never see you out on the water they take you for a fool drinking too much and speaking a lot of garbage!
eight of the most recent posts are your own lol
and Perth is on "windless places" in Australia (very rare)
U get a brand new kite....why oh why? It was like the anti-wind!! Brand new kite, excitment through the roof, little arrows through the ground...grrrr.
Jacq... ouch! I feel for you. But the prospects look good for Mon...hopefully!
when all the tourists on the beach are snapping away pics of the pretty lil kid's kites with bows and ribbons on them and saying "wow!"... intead of snapping away and saying "WOW!" at the colourful entourage of kiters doing big boosts
when your "BIG jump" of the week is over that puddle on the way to work
you start smelling bad because your 'daily shower' at the beach is not happening anymore
For FVER...
when you drive home after work completely relaxed and at peace, without looking at any of the trees on the side of the freeway and without being a hoon weaving in and out of traffic to get home 10 min faster to get your kites
...........when you are having a social life
...........when you watch kiting DVDS
........when your partner includes you in her plan[}:)]
........when you are getting more productive at work
.......when you have more sex in the arvo 
I don't know what to write here because it's been 20knots since Friday afternoon...it's currently 8am and we have a 15 to 20 S....
sunseeker...thanks for that one...there is still hope for the rest of us!
...when your face goes pale white, hair goes darker and you lose half your muscle mass heh heh
when your only water relaunch for the week is retrieving that last noodle from your cup-a-soup
When the missus isn't whinging at you for a change because you are ACTUALLY home for a change.
D
lol fooosh!
...the learners are flying their kites in the air with a surprising amount of control instead of faceplanting, crashing and eating water heh heh.
no offence to any learners hey ... been there, done that, still doing it!
When you've watched every DVD you own and are halfway through your mate video ezy's collection.
You notice your not using as much fuel due to driving to your fav spot.
Guess thats an upside.
