www.seabreeze.com.au/Articles/Kitesurfing/Safer-Kitesurfing-from-a-pilots-perspective_5814280.aspx
particularly if you are new but also for old salts (the contingency plan for when things happen unexpectadly is a good one)
A girl walks into a police station and says"ive just been raped by a pilot!"
The policeman asks "how do you know it was a pilot?"
"He had a big watch, a small dick and talked about himself alot"
Whats the difference between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.
Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
