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kitesurfer breaks into cars at pt Henry

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Created by fattso > 9 months ago, 23 Aug 2009
fattso
VIC, 170 posts
23 Aug 2009 9:56PM
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TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION, THIS IS A STAGED PHOTO. ALL FICTIONAL! THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT!

Pt. henry in geelong is no longer safe to leave your gear unattended! Or to visit if u are out of town for that matter!

local kitesurfer was caught red-handed trying to break into his mates car earlier today using only a kiteloop and agressive edging as a weapon! He walked away, but the commodore was not so lucky!
STAGED PHOTOGRAPH!

STAGED PHOTOGRAPH!
Please do not leave your gear unattended at point henry! out of town visitors ride at their own risk!


kitemad
VIC, 30 posts
23 Aug 2009 10:33PM
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He is obviously after the Hadlow Pro in the back of the car

RAL INN
SA, 2889 posts
24 Aug 2009 7:57AM
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Boardies over wetties look even gayer upside down.

waxhead1
VIC, 172 posts
24 Aug 2009 8:57AM
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There could be a few reasons for this behaviour: 10 points for correct answer

A. He was just tired and wanted a lie down
B, He's starting a vehicle air conditioning business
C, He was making a TAC commercial, shouldn't drink and fly
D, He was entertaining the crowd with huge kite loops in 30knot gusts
E, It was set up

Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
24 Aug 2009 9:11AM
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RAL INN said...

Boardies over wetties look even gayer upside down.


This is a clear case of boardies over wettie being justified

Idiot
WA, 577 posts
24 Aug 2009 9:05AM
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Is it a closet door he is using as board?

Blownaway
QLD, 776 posts
24 Aug 2009 12:12PM
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classic, is that an organized stunt ? or is that stupid ?
It made me laugh,serious tho I hope he is ok

I saw some of that going on at DI on Saturday with one guy slamming into a car door and another draged into the trees and another dune jump where the pully broke an kite looped driving the rider into the dune really hard, winded him bad.
yes well mmmm you might say,not a good look.

Surfer62
1357 posts
24 Aug 2009 12:58PM
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Looks like sideshow bob

KIT33R
NSW, 1715 posts
24 Aug 2009 3:40PM
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Fantastic, and it's not even Spring yet! I particularly like the gold footstraps.

Morg
QLD, 129 posts
24 Aug 2009 8:51PM
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Blownaway said...

classic, is that an organized stunt ? or is that stupid ?
It made me laugh,serious tho I hope he is ok

I saw some of that going on at DI on Saturday with one guy slamming into a car door and another draged into the trees and another dune jump where the pully broke an kite looped driving the rider into the dune really hard, winded him bad.
yes well mmmm you might say,not a good look.



DI was sweet on saturday. Why'd it take so long for everyone to come over the other side the lagoon thou? Got a good half hour in before the crowd turned up

That guys board is awesome, where do i get one?

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
24 Aug 2009 7:23PM
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Mate - I was in such a hurry on saturday I rigged with a twist on my front/back lines for the 1st in years.. Still I wait until I get my board outta the car before I put my board on.

Boardies over wetties are ALWAYS ghey and are strictly for those that just can't face the fact that meat n 2 veg shrink in winter - even the ladies know it.

coastalkombi
VIC, 93 posts
24 Aug 2009 10:38PM
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ral you would wear them if you could find a pair that would fit you

BigAirPaul
QLD, 140 posts
25 Aug 2009 12:02AM
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KIT33R said...

Fantastic, and it's not even Spring yet! I particularly like the gold footstraps.


Very cool footstraps - NOT ! Like something from a Greek wedding !

But I reckon if he'd have tweaked it mid rotation he could have got in the bigger back window, thus making the break-in even more successful !

And I can't believe he didn't pull the QR - what has teaching come too ???

There's a lot of bored kiters out there... Come on Summer !!!

25 Aug 2009 2:09PM
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Dre at one of his better angles, and Johhnys car, hmmm, was there a safety meeting just before this idea got brewed???


Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve

RAL INN
SA, 2889 posts
25 Aug 2009 5:27PM
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Wilfred said...

ral you would wear them if you could find a pair that would fit you


Actually I am wondering if the pic of Kev and his "wardrobe" malfunction might have been the result of him eyeing off those legs.

Surfer62
1357 posts
25 Aug 2009 7:13PM
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Wilfred said...

ral you would wear them if you could find a pair that would fit you


People who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones, chubby

inout-inout
VIC, 131 posts
25 Aug 2009 11:04PM
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Them Orange Bolt boards must be indestructable.............

inout-inout
VIC, 131 posts
27 Aug 2009 10:56AM
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vs s/w r/h/r door in white $150
at huge auto wreckers 0393577558
good luck

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
28 Aug 2009 2:14PM
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Might be a good idea for him to pull the release at that point?

SaveTheWhales
WA, 1877 posts
29 Aug 2009 8:46AM
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Damn you fattso

Thats no Kiteboard - thats the front of my favourite ' Bling ' undies draw

and next time can we just push start the car instead - ferk me !!!!

inout-inout
VIC, 131 posts
29 Aug 2009 10:24PM
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heres that wooden board but with diff boardes

coastalkombi
VIC, 93 posts
29 Aug 2009 10:30PM
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**** dre get in the water calm those kankles

Surfer62
1357 posts
29 Aug 2009 9:09PM
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Hey Wilfred, North has two new 2010 kites, the Diesel and the Unleaded, which one will you buy ???

Need a lift to Pt Henry tomorrow ?


coastalkombi
VIC, 93 posts
30 Aug 2009 8:43AM
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you will die a lonely oily old penguin



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