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Created by Jode5 > 9 months ago, 23 Apr 2018
Jode5
QLD, 853 posts
23 Apr 2018 9:24AM
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I can relate to this

boty
QLD, 685 posts
23 Apr 2018 11:23AM
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i know you well enough to know that not buying the new main and folding the washing have never occurred

Jode5
QLD, 853 posts
23 Apr 2018 2:50PM
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boty said..
i know you well enough to know that not buying the new main and folding the washing have never occurred




No it usually costs a new main for me and a trip overseas for Deb

Jode5
QLD, 853 posts
26 Apr 2018 5:54PM
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Jode5
QLD, 853 posts
29 Apr 2018 7:39AM
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Jode5
QLD, 853 posts
27 May 2018 12:57PM
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Jode5
QLD, 853 posts
22 Sep 2018 6:57AM
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Foolish
65 posts
22 Sep 2018 5:14AM
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Gee., my new mainsail only cost me a dishwasher and seven replaced windows.

Bundeenabuoy
NSW, 1239 posts
22 Sep 2018 7:52AM
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A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.

crustysailor
VIC, 870 posts
22 Sep 2018 9:41AM
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My new main when it comes will cost new carpet for the lounge and family room, an outside deck, new driveway and the front fence replaced.

I got the better deal though, as I get to make a new boom bag at the same time.

Trek
NSW, 1149 posts
22 Sep 2018 1:22PM
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Bundeenabuoy
NSW, 1239 posts
23 Sep 2018 3:58PM
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"What do you call a sail with only two corners?"
"I haven't got a clew!"

Bundeenabuoy
NSW, 1239 posts
23 Sep 2018 4:08PM
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crustysailor said..
My new main when it comes will cost new carpet for the lounge and family room, an outside deck, new driveway and the front fence replaced.

I got the better deal though, as I get to make a new boom bag at the same time.


theselkie
QLD, 555 posts
23 Sep 2018 7:29PM
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Bananabender
QLD, 1590 posts
23 Sep 2018 9:35PM
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theselkie said..




Oh how true , love it .

Bundeenabuoy
NSW, 1239 posts
24 Sep 2018 5:43AM
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Boys must have their toys.
Toys keep us young.

Jode5
QLD, 853 posts
17 Oct 2018 12:52AM
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Sorry girls, this method can only be used by the boys.






Jode5
QLD, 853 posts
17 Oct 2018 7:00AM
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Seebreasy73
QLD, 334 posts
18 Oct 2018 10:57PM
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Jode5 said..




I can associate with this one, and the reaction is spot on!

Watermark
NSW, 102 posts
19 Oct 2018 1:45PM
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Bundeenabuoy said..
A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.

I am reasonably certain I know this guy as well. Helps if you both work for a jewellry company and have an Alibi.

Watermark
NSW, 102 posts
19 Oct 2018 1:45PM
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Bundeenabuoy said..
A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.

I am reasonably certain I know this guy as well. Helps if you both work for a jewellry company and have an Alibi.

Seebreasy73
QLD, 334 posts
19 Oct 2018 4:53PM
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Watermark said..

Bundeenabuoy said..
A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.


I am reasonably certain I know this guy as well. Helps if you both work for a jewellry company and have an Alibi.


so what would be plan B?

nswsailor
NSW, 1434 posts
19 Oct 2018 9:42PM
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Bundeenabuoy said..

crustysailor said..
My new main when it comes will cost new carpet for the lounge and family room, an outside deck, new driveway and the front fence replaced.

I got the better deal though, as I get to make a new boom bag at the same time.





Yep, I've had to do something like that too

TKNick
NSW, 123 posts
20 Oct 2018 9:19AM
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That's why I have my own "boat bucks" account. Still have to soften her up; bribe her though.

Wander66
QLD, 294 posts
26 Oct 2018 5:10PM
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Not intentional comedy (at least I don't think so) more likely representative of the quality of education in Cape York





theselkie
QLD, 555 posts
26 Oct 2018 5:25PM
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Wander66 said..
Not intentional comedy (at least I don't think so) more likely representative of the quality of education in Cape York






By order: Most obstetricians

cisco
QLD, 12337 posts
26 Oct 2018 10:10PM
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Wander66 said..
Not intentional comedy (at least I don't think so) more likely representative of the quality of education in Cape York






Strewth mate!! They can do it a lot quicker than that on T.I.

My wife only took 7 mins here in Bundaberg!!

Jode5
QLD, 853 posts
31 Oct 2018 3:27AM
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LooseChange
NSW, 2140 posts
31 Oct 2018 9:51AM
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Yeah, you should, it's been a few years since I saw your boat at the Sydney boat show.

Jode5
QLD, 853 posts
11 Nov 2018 6:08AM
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Bananabender
QLD, 1590 posts
11 Nov 2018 7:41AM
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Jode5 said..

I'll have one of them



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