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Sailing jokes

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Created by sailorsilas > 9 months ago, 1 Sep 2021
sailorsilas
85 posts
1 Sep 2021 8:01PM
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Read this today in a really old novel "Owning a sailboat is like standing in the cold rain tearing up $10 notes"

Madmouse
382 posts
1 Sep 2021 9:59PM
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50s

samsturdy
NSW, 1659 posts
2 Sep 2021 9:16AM
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Sailing: 90% boredom, 10% terror.

cisco
QLD, 12320 posts
2 Sep 2021 10:10AM
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When weeds and grass appear on the bow, it is time to come about.
A Gem from the mudbanks in "The Art of Coarse Cruising".

jvodan
3 posts
2 Sep 2021 8:44AM
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sailorsilas said..
Read this today in a really old novel "Owning a sailboat is like standing in the cold rain tearing up $10 notes"


And ocean racing is like standing in a cold shower ripping up $100's
or
I bought a sail boat because it was more efficient than burning $20 notes

Azure305
NSW, 398 posts
2 Sep 2021 12:06PM
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"A boat is merely a hole in the ocean into which you pour money"

Cabron
QLD, 363 posts
2 Sep 2021 1:24PM
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B.O.A.T = Bring Over Another Thousand

tarquin1
933 posts
5 Sep 2021 4:02AM
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