I reckon he would go alright. I think I read an artical by Big Dave Kalama, when he and Laird did that crazy island paddle-bycycle....some longs paddle sections in head winds etc..one of the hardest things Dave had done, and he mentioned how easy Larid seemed to be doing it, leaving Dave behind some distance at points...
you would just be too scared to pick him up on technique in case he crushed you like a bug 
What type of gym do you call that? Where are the lycra clad, weight belt wearing, protein shake holding heroes?
After watching Laird AKA as 'Troy' in "The Descendants", (great movie by the way) I reckon he could do anything.
Maybe they could do a Triathlon of a 20 km Flatwater BOP or alternatively a Molokai Gulch run then followed straightaway by Supping 20 ft crosshore Sunset and then follow with 60ft tow ins at Jaws. I wonder who would win?? I reckon Dave Kalama might at least give him a run for his money.
He is the gladiator of surfing - super fit freak , give him a couple of beers and see how he goes on an arvo drinking session , - at least us aussies might beat him at something useless!
I think in the next clip they are all playing ping pong! 
I like ping pong...And i wanted to be a fireman once...Guess i'll have to wait until i'm old to look that good
Luv this inspirational stuff!...8 year old's, all teeth too 90 year old's all gum...YE-AH!
Laird and Superman once had a fight as a bet , the looser had to wear his underpants on the outside of his clothes
Laird has a Bear skin rug , the bear is not dead just afraid to move!
When Laird goes out into the rain, he doesn't get wet. The rainfall gets Lairded.
I've seen another one of his videos where he is literally swimming with dumbells.
