Here you Rea a couple of boys from one of our Supsa comps , both are Breezers Troy Pease on the left (Secret Agent) and Brett Williams (Bspot).
Rob
Ok there's something about this pic that i really like! as i'm sure every other girl on this breeze will agree!
OOPPPSS sorry jacko.
XX angie
...and i'm sure it's not the girl in the background!!!
Hmmm, i wonder if they can do sit ups?
I think this thread has gone a little gay.
There is now a link to this page on www.VeryGayMen.com
Look out DavidJohn, they are coming after you
Ok girls, lets get this thread back on track.
To start, lets look at what we want in our 'Sexy Guy'
What I Want In A Man! Original List: age (20 something)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Can tow a Caravan
4. Can cook a BBQ
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Appreciates a good TV dinner
7. Helps with the housework
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where I have put things
3. Can still tow a van without causing chaos on the road
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Doesn't notice my facial hair and wrinkles
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Stops trying to tell jokes
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
3. Remembers where we both live.
What I've got at age 43 seems to fit the criteria OK!!!
Gals, if you find the perfect bloke remember this:
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE! ** *
*1. Men are NOT mind readers.
( **FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)*
*1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1.. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem **only **if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the ** **other one **
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did **NOT **need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not **A **color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have **no **idea what mauve is.**
**1. If it itches, it** **will **be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's
wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... **
Really **. **
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as Football, SUPing, Surfing
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. ** **Round **IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
**
**But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.