I'm not called obct anywhere else, but at around the time I joined this forum, I had just been for my one any only physical check up, and the quack told me that based on my BMI, I was obese.
I told her that I could always shed some weight, but she would always be an ugly biatch 
Put my username together with my real name (Rod) and say it out loud.
you'll get the picture
Select to expand quoteGizzieNZ said..
Towball is called towball because his head is as bald and shiny as one lol
Havn't you got some kiwifruit to pick ( poodle man)
Mark ?Afghanistan? Waugh
It?s easy to forget now, but before Mark Waugh became a mainstay in the Australian cricket team, he toiled away for NSW without getting a call-up to the national team. At one point, he held the record for most first class runs scored without playing an international match. This was all done while his brother, Steve, was scoring runs and taking wickets for Australia, and generally being hailed a superstar. Hence Mark was coined ?Afghanistan?. As in, ?The Forgotten War??
Mark ?Junior? Waugh
Yes, he gets two mentions on the list. Despite being twins, Mark was technically born after Steve, just a few seconds later. And hence earned the nickname ?Junior?.
?One Size? Fitz Hall
What more needs to be said? The English footballer, who plays central defender, has perhaps the best nickname of all time.
?Oswald? ? Brett Lee
For a short time, Brett Lee batted behind Shane Lee and Ian Harvey in the Australian one day team. During this time, whenever captain Steve Waugh read out the players surnames for the batting line-up prior to a game, Brett Lee would be called ?Oswald?. Think about it?
Due to extenuating circumstances (Shane Lee and Ian Harvey were dropped soon after), the ?Oswald? nickname never stuck. Instead Brett earned the less clever moniker of ?Bing?.
?SOS? ? Stephen Silvagni
Whilst he went on to be the AFL fullback of the century, Silvagni was originally ?just? the son of former Carlton great, Serge Silvagni. Hence SOS, short for
?Son of Serge?.
?Duncan Disorderly? ? Duncan Ferguson
With four convictions of assault and jail time on his list of achievements, it?s no wonder the Scottish footballer is often referred to as Duncan Disorderly.
?The Rawalpindi Express? ? Shoaib Akhtar
He was from Rawalpindi. He was bloody fast. Enough said.
?Waltzing? Matt Hilder
Brilliant. If you don?t get it, sing Australia?s unofficial anthem.
Michael ?Air? Jordan
This nickname was so appropriate that Nike proceeded to produce a shoe by the same name. In 1985, the first model alone netted US$130 million, and
since then, Nike has released a new model each year. Despite Jordan retiring many years ago, the 2010 model retailed for US$170 a pair.
?Whispering Death? ? Michael Holding
Due to his quiet, soft approach to the bowling crease, umpires couldn?t hear his footsteps when he ran in, and therefore dubbed Holding ?Whispering Death?. Batsmen feared facing him, with his smooth action and extremely fast release, and universally concurred with the nickname.
?The Incredible Sulk? ? Nicholas Anelka
Long before the French striker was sent home in disgrace from the 2010 World Cup for arguing with his coach (with a pleasant tirade of: ?Go f**k yourself, you filthy son of a bitch?), he earned this nickname for being moody, lackadaisical and, quite obviously, sulking.
Martin ?Chariots? Offiah
If you don?t remember the English rugby league winger, all you need to know is that he was fast, and his surname was pronounced ?of fire??
?Anthems? ? Chris Whitaker
The Australian rugby union halfback spent the best part of his career as a back-up to George Gregan. Of course, when you back-up one of the best halfbacks of all time, who also happens to hold the world record for games played, your contribution to the team is generally limited to lining up with your teammates to hear the national anthems being played prior to the match.
For the exact same reasons above, he was also nicknamed ?Hobo? ? because he didn?t need to shower after games.
Initials are TK so Teacake sounds like TK. My friends called me teacake for months and I thought they were calling me TK.
Select to expand quoteasea said..
Migaloo to the Narrowneck Longboarders,white aboriginal at work
Winner
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Pup why are you STUD elaborate thanks.
in my dreams Fabio , I got nothin' compared to you
Cause I have got big eyes, a little head and long dangly arms.
I can also ride a bike where there is no roads.
ET.
Good work on the names ted....how did ya get ted?
Me,well chrispy is part of chrispy chrunchy. A girl I was knocking off on failed nights out, explained to her friends that hated me.....that I was like,well you know,when it's um arggh etc like its that good it's chrispy chrunchy...thank god the crew ran with it to replace Doris..... Mind you this girl was someone who enjoyed her food,hence the food reference on how delicious I am
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Good work on the names ted....how did ya get ted?
Me,well chrispy is part of chrispy chrunchy. A girl I was knocking off on failed nights out, explained to her friends that hated me.....that I was like,well you know,when it's um arggh etc like its that good it's chrispy chrunchy...thank god the crew ran with it to replace Doris..... Mind you this girl was someone who enjoyed her food,hence the food reference on how delicious I am
So do you rub in salt and bake it ..to get the Chrispy..
Surfbroker I was always that smashed and up for it, well anything was possible.... She had a great personality
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Cause I have got big eyes, a little head and long dangly arms.
I can also ride a bike where there is no roads.
ET.
i thought it was because someone took a photo of you meat and two veg
i have had weiry most of my life and nothing else.
but when living in Vic i was nocking around some fun boys.
i went to the pub one fridays night and at the end there was these four swedish backpackers one guy three girls that couldn't speak english.
i told the boys my dad was half Swede (that part was true) and that i could speak swedish, i told the boys i would speek to the girls and get rid of
the guy.
so i walk over full of piss and say to the girls loof up lun yar ootoon bla vargon oot yardn beer vargen oonton and ect ect
the boys look at me thinking i really can talk swede the girls are giggling and talking back in swede.
so i go back over to the boys and say we are in boys
then the penny drops and everyone just erupts into laughter.
next day the boys are calling me the viking
and im thinking what a cool name...
but wait one of the boys pipes up with...hey i think weiry looks more like a german.... WTF german i say.
well for the next ten years I'm getting called
Boxhead
german
von
the von
von barron
helmet
clouse
most of the time german and the von
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Good work on the names ted....how did ya get ted?
It was when I went to South America - spent 10.5 months there and after a month or so a mate joined me. We were spending our days surfing and nights trying our luck. Paul kept getting annoyed as he had to keep repeating both our names in the bars of Brazil - it was our lack of Portuguese that was probably the real issue Anyway, so we decided that we needed travelling names - he became Pablo and I became Ted. Simple names that no one could farrrrk up so we could spend the majority of our time working our magic. I must say South America is a really good spot to travel
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Tux its just an abbreviation of my Surname.....
Surely its not Tuxedo
Ted, how come you don't tell us how you got yours?
I like it the most because I like doings the accents when I tell people how you got it
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Ted, how come you don't tell us how you got yours?
I like it the most because I like doings the accents when I tell people how you got it
I really think you should get that eye operation done you were talking about the other week
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Surfbroker I was always that smashed and up for it, well anything was possible.... She was ugly as hell and the best I could get at the time
Fixed it for ya
Select to expand quotesurfbroker said..
Because I've bought/sold mega boards..and made (a) little money..
I am sure SA would say the same Having seen the amount of boards that the pair of you have owned I completely understand
Select to expand quoteTed the Kiwi said..obct said..
Ted, how come you don't tell us how you got yours?
I like it the most because I like doings the accents when I tell people how you got it
I really think you should get that eye operation done you were talking about the other week I took too long to post it and you got in a minute before me
Anywho, I just luv pretending to be a Spanish or Portuguese speaker trying to say your real name and then you say to them, "Just call me Ted" then they get a big smile on their faces and go "Oh, ello Ted"
