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Pimping thread

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Created by Teacake > 9 months ago, 7 Mar 2014
Teacake
TAS, 1099 posts
7 Mar 2014 5:24PM
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I thought that as everytime someone pimps a brand or spot or whatever, everyone blows up saying there is no place for it.

So, here you go! A place for it!

Don't want to see pimping? Don't read the thread, can't take others opinions, don't read the thread, don't like two headed Tasmanians? Don't read the thread!



Post your favourite brands or least favourite brand, I don't care

E T
QLD, 2286 posts
7 Mar 2014 4:30PM
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Taking things a little too far IMHO young Cupcake.

Pull thy heads in or I am sure The PUPster will have something to say to you.

The past Pres is also not keen on pimping that should have been obvious to you.

Farking Pimps who the fark do they think they are. see ya later I am off for a paddle on mty new NAISH.

ET.

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
7 Mar 2014 6:10PM
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So how do you define Pimp then TC? Just so I am all clear on what this thread entails

A few options from the Urban Dictionary suggest

P-Person
I-Into
M-Marketing
P-Prostitutes
Yo son, I am a mother****in' P.I.M.P. WORD

1. Protection, Instruction, & Management of Prostitutes
2. Protectional Instructor Managing Professional
3. Prostitute's Instructional Management Professional
4. Professional In Management of Prostitutes
5. Prostitute's Infamous Management Professional
6. Professionally Instructing Many Prostitutes
7. Professional Illegally Managing Prostitutes

A man who beats up women and owns over a thousand sex slaves.
Jack: I know what a pimp is!
Billy: Okay then, Jack, tell me.
Jack: It's A man who beats up women and owns over a thousand sex slaves.

one who brokers the sexual favors of women for profits
This little pimp went to the market. This little pimp went home. This little pimp sold five women. This little pimp sold none

some dumass middle school teenager who is as rich as hell and wear clothes like he's from the ghetto.Thinks he has he has hoes but the only one who he would lose his virginity to is his mom. Thinks rock is "for losers". Listens to too much 50 cent and tells everyone he used to live in "the projects". friends consist of a bunch of airheads who say LOL!! the whole time and his own dim-witted species
Annoying kid: Yo dawg i got street cred
<gets shot instaneously>

To make better, to fix up,
Pimp my ride, job, house, clothes, phone, hair, etc

Teacake
TAS, 1099 posts
7 Mar 2014 6:21PM
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E T said..

Taking things a little too far IMHO young Cupcake.

Pull thy heads in or I am sure The PUPster will have something to say to you.

The past Pres is also not keen on pimping that should have been obvious to you.

Farking Pimps who the fark do they think they are. see ya later I am off for a paddle on mty new NAISH.

ET.



Bit of a contradiction there ET!

Teacake
TAS, 1099 posts
7 Mar 2014 6:23PM
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Ted the Kiwi said..

So how do you define Pimp then TC? Just so I am all clear on what this thread entails

A few options from the Urban Dictionary suggest

P-Person
I-Into
M-Marketing
P-Prostitutes
Yo son, I am a mother****in' P.I.M.P. WORD

1. Protection, Instruction, & Management of Prostitutes
2. Protectional Instructor Managing Professional
3. Prostitute's Instructional Management Professional
4. Professional In Management of Prostitutes
5. Prostitute's Infamous Management Professional
6. Professionally Instructing Many Prostitutes
7. Professional Illegally Managing Prostitutes

A man who beats up women and owns over a thousand sex slaves.
Jack: I know what a pimp is!
Billy: Okay then, Jack, tell me.
Jack: It's A man who beats up women and owns over a thousand sex slaves.

one who brokers the sexual favors of women for profits
This little pimp went to the market. This little pimp went home. This little pimp sold five women. This little pimp sold none

some dumass middle school teenager who is as rich as hell and wear clothes like he's from the ghetto.Thinks he has he has hoes but the only one who he would lose his virginity to is his mom. Thinks rock is "for losers". Listens to too much 50 cent and tells everyone he used to live in "the projects". friends consist of a bunch of airheads who say LOL!! the whole time and his own dim-witted species
Annoying kid: Yo dawg i got street cred
<gets shot instaneously>

To make better, to fix up,
Pimp my ride, job, house, clothes, phone, hair, etc


The last bit, pimp my ride!
Far out the do some wicked cars!

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
7 Mar 2014 3:56PM
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laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
7 Mar 2014 6:03PM
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so chrispy. you've got a bone a dog couldn't chew on.


it is a nice board in the flesh too

vanders1
QLD, 3809 posts
7 Mar 2014 6:32PM
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chrispy said...







Nice!!!!!!!!

SP
10979 posts
7 Mar 2014 4:47PM
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chrispy said..




Sick ****



Where is the artwork...?

thePup
13831 posts
7 Mar 2014 5:11PM
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x 6 Mr Chrispiness

surfbroker
NSW, 1488 posts
7 Mar 2014 8:34PM
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Ted the Kiwi said..

So how do you define Pimp then TC? Just so I am all clear on what this thread entails

A few options from the Urban Dictionary suggest

P-Person
I-Into
M-Marketing
P-Prostitutes
Yo son, I am a mother****in' P.I.M.P. WORD

1. Protection, Instruction, & Management of Prostitutes
2. Protectional Instructor Managing Professional
3. Prostitute's Instructional Management Professional
4. Professional In Management of Prostitutes
5. Prostitute's Infamous Management Professional
6. Professionally Instructing Many Prostitutes
7. Professional Illegally Managing Prostitutes

A man who beats up women and owns over a thousand sex slaves.
Jack: I know what a pimp is!
Billy: Okay then, Jack, tell me.
Jack: It's A man who beats up women and owns over a thousand sex slaves.

one who brokers the sexual favors of women for profits
This little pimp went to the market. This little pimp went home. This little pimp sold five women. This little pimp sold none

some dumass middle school teenager who is as rich as hell and wear clothes like he's from the ghetto.Thinks he has he has hoes but the only one who he would lose his virginity to is his mom. Thinks rock is "for losers". Listens to too much 50 cent and tells everyone he used to live in "the projects". friends consist of a bunch of airheads who say LOL!! the whole time and his own dim-witted species
Annoying kid: Yo dawg i got street cred
<gets shot instaneously>

To make better, to fix up,
Pimp my ride, job, house, clothes, phone, hair, etc


WTF

Macaha
QLD, 21887 posts
7 Mar 2014 7:51PM
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So what if you want the call a pimp a pimp, if your stoked with service let the world know. Oh I just ordered a new board won't mention the brand

thePup
13831 posts
7 Mar 2014 5:58PM
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Macaha said..

So what if you want the call a pimp a pimp, if your stoked with service let the world know. Oh I just ordered a new board won't mention the brand


ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Feck ..... a 17 foot 8 dirty great behemoth of a farking PSH

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
7 Mar 2014 9:23PM
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Macaha said..

So what if you want the call a pimp a pimp, if your stoked with service let the world know. Oh I just ordered a new board won't mention the brand


No need we already know

Macaha
QLD, 21887 posts
7 Mar 2014 8:24PM
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I

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
7 Mar 2014 9:48PM
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Ted the Kiwi said..

Macaha said..

So what if you want the call a pimp a pimp, if your stoked with service let the world know. Oh I just ordered a new board won't mention the brand


No need we already know


what i find funny Mac is.... you dont pimp your shop.

its a farkn good shop...i dont get it

Macaha
QLD, 21887 posts
7 Mar 2014 9:58PM
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Weiry that would be blatant pimping without an excuseNah I enjoy reading and viewing other peoples stoke with their boards or service its one thing I really enjoy.

E T
QLD, 2286 posts
7 Mar 2014 10:06PM
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Good policy Macaha, give as thou wishes to receive.

ET.

MickPC
8266 posts
7 Mar 2014 8:15PM
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Pimp - your mum

.....ok ok...just popped in coz I've passed 100 pages in KOngs book (Gary Elkerton) & it has been a great read as recommended (cheers). Had been a long time since I had seen him surf, probably that time he snaked me at South Point lol. So have been watching some funny old school vids on youtubes like this one...intro is fricken awesome (-ly funny)

MickPC
8266 posts
7 Mar 2014 10:35PM
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Jodie Cooper interviewing Kong back about when his book launched, 52 mins long but worth a watch if your having a few beers...was very cool to hear Gary has opened a swimming centre for kids up to 10 yo that brings them up to a certain level, then they progress to the ocean & learn how to deal with rips & currents. Thought that was especially cool (40:00 to 42:00 min mark)

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
8 Mar 2014 7:12AM
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I spotted a certain seabreeze mods fun stick being made



laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
8 Mar 2014 9:21AM
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chrispy said..

I spotted a certain seabreeze mods fun stick being made






brown nosing wont stop you from getting banned when you play up chrispy

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
8 Mar 2014 10:53AM
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Big dims for you bro

E T
QLD, 2286 posts
8 Mar 2014 10:08AM
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WTF Kong at Turtle Bay Resort?

Isn't that a place where you go to the other side of the fence? No I don't mean 666.

Hope he hasn't swapped sides.

ET.

SP
10979 posts
8 Mar 2014 11:17AM
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chrispy said..

I spotted a certain seabreeze mods fun stick being made





YOu should have given it some special Chrispy art....

Surely Laurie would love a swear word and a huge dick on his board....

Teacake
TAS, 1099 posts
8 Mar 2014 5:59PM
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SP said...
chrispy said..

I spotted a certain seabreeze mods fun stick being made





YOu should have given it some special Chrispy art....

Surely Laurie would love a swear word and a huge dick on his board....


Waiting to see someone be banned for a few days!

Keep sharing guys, enjoying seeing some different boards!

laurie
WA, 3848 posts
13 Mar 2014 12:19PM
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Haha! Seeing the photo is almost like seeing a photo of your christmas presents unwrapped, as haven't got it yet ... sooon ... soon...

Can't wait to get it wet. (the board)

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
13 Mar 2014 3:55PM
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Feel free to give a good old fashioned pimp when you get it Laurie - with loads of Pics. Apparently the bloke who runs this site will probably not mind

thePup
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13 Mar 2014 2:45PM
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laurie said..


Haha! Seeing the photo is almost like seeing a photo of your christmas presents unwrapped, as haven't got it yet ... sooon ... soon...

Can't wait to get it wet. (the board)


...... and get a haircut ya long haired hipster uber hippie .....or I'll beerfine ya

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
13 Mar 2014 7:03PM
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Ted the Kiwi said..

chrispy said..







Big dims for you bro


they are big ted....sdr would not make me a log,so he made this to be a wave catching machine that turns...its for super small days,or on the points.

smh
NSW, 7269 posts
15 Mar 2014 3:25AM
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Who needs Mac to pimp for McT?



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