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Created by asea > 9 months ago, 8 Jul 2016
asea
NSW, 5510 posts
8 Jul 2016 1:36PM
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Has anyone got a board that they want to swap with another,thats what its all about sometimes a small amount of $ is exchanged depending on condition of one board to another.

thePup
13831 posts
8 Jul 2016 11:41AM
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Bit more intrigue ..... and suspense

Macaha
QLD, 21884 posts
8 Jul 2016 1:50PM
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asea said..
Has anyone got a board that they want to swap with another,thats what its all about sometimes a small amount of $ is exchanged depending on condition of one board to another.


I've got 4 boards you can choose from but I'm not swapping Jack sorry.

SP
10979 posts
8 Jul 2016 12:31PM
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I have shed full, let me know what you are after...

Just read this which kinda fits..

beachgrit.com/2016/07/ugly-truth-we-are-whoremongers/

UGLY TRUTH: WE ARE WHOREMONGERS! Malcontents! Belly-achers


!It is time to admit a hard truth. A fact and uncomfortable flaw. As surfers, we are incorrigible sluts.

We are serial polygamists. We are never satisfied with one true love but rather always want something more, something different.We get a surfboard, a gorgeous, new 6’2 squash tail and we paddle out on a mushy day and look over at the man riding a new 5’0 fish with lust in our eyes and lust in our hearts and want what is under him.


We get a 5’7 chubby thing and paddle out on a day that is perfect and hollow and look over at the man riding a 6’2 pintail and look at him in the barrel and want what is under him.And so we build quivers. \


Our garages are stacked, floor to rafter, with varied and different surfboards. We gather our fishes and our squash tails and our square tails and our pintails and even some goofy fun ones, like our longboards but we are never satisfied.

We always lust for more.And it is time to stop.

We are addicts and the hole in our heart will never be filled by another surfboard. It is time to find the one. To cherish the one. To travel with the one. To lay the one to rest, when it is dinged and yellowed and never surf it again. But what one?

Ahhhh that is for each man to decide himself.

Maybe the one is a fish even when it is big and hollow.

Maybe the one is a super high performance pintail even when it is two foot and bad.

Or maybe, just maybe, the surfboard shapers are already producing the perfect board that kills the pathological need for any other. Maybe they are producing our Stepford Wife.


the rest
beachgrit.com/2016/07/ugly-truth-we-are-whoremongers/

asea
NSW, 5510 posts
8 Jul 2016 4:06PM
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It all started when myself and another longboarder swapped boards and a few caught on since then when we run into each other we ask got anything new for the library and so on

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
8 Jul 2016 2:12PM
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I want to join

asea
NSW, 5510 posts
8 Jul 2016 4:21PM
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chrispy said...
I want to join


Chrispy simple just see a board you like and ask that person if their interested in yours

thePup
13831 posts
8 Jul 2016 2:25PM
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chrispy said...
I want to join




Chrispy simple just see a board you like and ask that person if their interested in yours



Oh so its a board Swingers Club

asea
NSW, 5510 posts
8 Jul 2016 4:28PM
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And you have a board of interest there Pup

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
8 Jul 2016 3:17PM
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asea said...
chrispy said...
I want to join


Chrispy simple just see a board you like and ask that person if their interested in yours


Send me the link please

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
8 Jul 2016 5:17PM
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thePup said...
asea said..


chrispy said...
I want to join




Chrispy simple just see a board you like and ask that person if their interested in yours



Oh so its a board Swingers Club


Gold !

asea
NSW, 5510 posts
8 Jul 2016 6:23PM
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Both parties happy Mct Pinnacle 4 months old for Tolly Harley Diamond Drive Model

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
8 Jul 2016 6:24PM
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I will trade ya a box of Tooheys New and bottle of Spiced rum Asea

Macaha
QLD, 21884 posts
8 Jul 2016 6:27PM
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Both parties happy Mct Pinnacle 4 months old for Tolly Harley Diamond Drive Model


Cool now I need a ride of this board,why did he swap?

asea
NSW, 5510 posts
8 Jul 2016 6:40PM
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We have swapped and swapped back again many times

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
8 Jul 2016 4:43PM
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We have swapped and swapped back again many times


So how do I start swinging with you blokes

You have not given me the keys nor the fruit bowl

thePup
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8 Jul 2016 5:00PM
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asea said...
We have swapped and swapped back again many times



So how do I start swinging with you blokes

You have not given me the keys nor the fruit bowl


Careful champion there might be a pair of Red jocks in one bowl

Macaha
QLD, 21884 posts
8 Jul 2016 7:13PM
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We have swapped and swapped back again many times



Now this is really starting to sound weird very Lacey like

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
8 Jul 2016 7:15PM
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asea said...
We have swapped and swapped back again many times


Now this is really starting to sound weird


Maybe he is still a farmer

Cobra
9106 posts
10 Jul 2016 1:30PM
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i will swap 6 used condoms (all work fine)
for a mid length.

thePup
13831 posts
10 Jul 2016 3:37PM
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i will swap 6 used condoms (all work fine)
for a mid length.


hmmmmmmmm have they been in Cows

McHenry
SA, 1739 posts
10 Jul 2016 5:33PM
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i will swap 6 used condoms (all work fine)
for a mid length.


I was going to say, don't you have to get laid to have used condoms.

chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
10 Jul 2016 4:11PM
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McHenry said...
Cobra said...
i will swap 6 used condoms (all work fine)
for a mid length.


I was going to say, don't you have to get laid to have used condoms.


No,Cobra is worried he will give something to himself hence the large amount of used condoms. There are rumours that he may be recycling them from kuta clubs. Reports are not confirmed since he was banned for other unspeakable acts

Al G
NSW, 7652 posts
10 Jul 2016 6:19PM
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McHenry said...

Cobra said...
i will swap 6 used condoms (all work fine)
for a mid length.



I was going to say, don't you have to get laid to have used condoms.



No,Cobra is worried he will give something to himself hence the large amount of used condoms. There are rumours that he may be recycling them from kuta clubs. Reports are not confirmed since he was banned for other unspeakable acts


asea
NSW, 5510 posts
10 Jul 2016 6:21PM
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A as new 9"4" x 23 1/2. X 3 1/4 has come into the library cond 9/10



asea
NSW, 5510 posts
10 Jul 2016 6:24PM
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thePup
13831 posts
10 Jul 2016 4:25PM
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McHenry said...

Cobra said...
i will swap 6 used condoms (all work fine)
for a mid length.



I was going to say, don't you have to get laid to have used condoms.



No,Cobra is worried he will give something to himself hence the large amount of used condoms. There are rumours that he may be recycling them from kuta clubs. Reports are not confirmed since he was banned for other unspeakable acts


They are used as Shower Caps up there champion

thePup
13831 posts
10 Jul 2016 4:26PM
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A as new 9"4" x 23 1/2. X 3 1/4 has come into the library cond 9/10





Ahhhhhhh the Ferris Wheel of Boardporn

Macaha
QLD, 21884 posts
10 Jul 2016 6:30PM
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^ thats a large book above Asea 23 1/4 x 3 1/2 set up as a thruster,who was the giant it was made for.

MickPC
8266 posts
10 Jul 2016 4:38PM
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A as new 9"4" x 23 1/2. X 3 1/4 has come into the library cond 9/10






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Good score man, I have an SDR with same dims & the same centre fin pushed right up front like that...should go great

asea
NSW, 5510 posts
10 Jul 2016 7:09PM
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^ thats a large book above Asea 23 1/4 x 3 1/2 set up as a thruster,who was the giant it was made for.


Me looking for a swap



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