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bit long but farken choice
Tux turn around man 
Teddy it's time you saw a razorblade ya hairy sod
haha and Tux was up me about being old and Fat.
are all the mirrors in you house broken bubble guts
T'was a good night to be sure, got home in reasonable condition and managed to get to work okay.
A special thanks must go to Ted for claiming ownership of a fart that I thought was mine. Until his admission of guilt, I was deeply troubled that my brand may have changed beyond all recognition.
That's not to accuse Ted of having a brand that's in any way repugnant, in fact it had a textural warmth and a fruity aftertaste, with just the hint of an eggy background, it could have done with more onions, but that's just a personal opinion, all in all, it was a good braf. But it was not my brand.
Ask Ted about the Italian Sausage farts Obs ...... they are the goose's goolies of farts 
Thanks Fark the southerly hit a couple of hours ago.
Bloody hot today.
Yeh I know harden up princess
i had a great round today,
yes was a little shaky on the 1st tee and started with a bogey " how can you soar like an eagle when your surrounded by turkeys"
but then i said to myself cobra you're better than this, after a few reg pars i was away.
i had a recovery out of the bush started driving hard and long bagged a few birdys i even had a DODO at the end of the round.
all in all sitting on top of the leader board feeling good about tomorrow 
Nice gents.
Spent Friday night joining son on school camp.
Haven't slept a night in a tent since boy scouts.
Ground was so farken hard.
We were up at the crack for hiking and canoeing.
Home yesterday arvo and knackered.
I'm postponing my SAS aspirations for the time being
Talking about up the crack ..... of Dawn ...... any of the old ... er ... Uni Teacher's aide chicks in the tent Scotty mate
I got a giggle out of this. nice to have a laugh in the face of all the doom and gloom
Just checked out a 666 surfing vid next door.
I forgot how ordinary a 666 surfed.
The only good Sup surfers I see are barely 65kg and carve it up but it makes me wonder why they just don't use a short board and ditch the paddle.
Sorry to offend anybody but 666 in the surf is embarrassing.
I hear ya Scotty. I dare you to read this thread - I last the first line
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/le-Text-People-has-been-conducting/
