VANDERS ROAD TRIP

Wishing a speedy recovery for lil miss Vanders JR

Nice pics V

Summary


...... (mind youse - the thumping BigV12 has a heap more piccies still to be released you know )

Wave Count ......... jesus it was FARKING huge ...... it was a diagnosed infestation of Wavepiggery in it's heinous prime ......

Froth Profile ........ we got kicked out of our Cabin due to maliciously overflowing the town waterways with bubbly discs aerated with East Coast h2o I lost 3 towels just getting rid of Vanders' portion after the first stopoff at A

Greenroom Legend Hookages ........
LFish (100% bonafide champion , delivers a sweet drop & a wickedly subtle bottom turn trims just so effortlessly talk about jealousy geez he's good bloody good , and such a generous gracious host a pleasure & a cherished memory here cheers brother I doffs me hat to you! )
Beachandbush ...... here's another good bastard you stylish longboard bastard you this is another frother who knows how to make you sit there farking amazed at the simple easy beautiful Longboard skills

Special mention to Obs's mate who's name has fumbled itself from my grasp geez sorry mate but you are a Wavepig & yet a bloody nuther Wizard ...... by Christ I had to try lift my caper to another level just to look a quarter decent geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Performance
we were sublime , torched it , talked a heap of shizzzzzzzzz , lusted after BoardPorn , examined beauty in it's magnificent hourglass form , torched it again too Obs can hardly move he's totalled that shoulder walking around like the Hunchback of Notre Dame hahahahaha he scored a few sweet sweet rides he might put himself down but he goes alright the cagey bastard hahahahaha scored a good lot of frames
Vanders????? well I got a few really good pics of him (on his camera ) he's got a heap of good things happening haven't you champion you got heaps of good waves didn't you champion
Me????? I was a stooge but I got tubed at Crescent gold

Longroom Beergarden Verdict

Pass Mark of A+++ with distinction & automatic entry for another crack in 3 months time

Penalties


All of us ...... we didn't drink enough Piss only blemish come on geez give us some mercy youse bastards


Next Installment

very soon

The Good, the Bad and the Fugly

It was a good couple of days for sure

Good
All meeting up at Crescent at about the same time on Thursday morning and getting in for the first sesh together.

Bad
Working so hard to get a few in the first session before I had the place worked out.

Good
Finally getting a couple with faces I could work on.

Good
Sucking down coffee afterwards with the boys and talking a load of BS

Good
Going in for an arvo sesh with Vanders and giving the Pup a good camera with specific instructions to get some good shots of us.

Good
Working my tits off trying to do as many cutbacks as possible right in front of the Pup, in a very low tide, with more protruding rocks than I have haemorrhoids sticking out of my arse hole, just so he can get a pic of me.

Bad
Looking at the pics Pup took after the sesh and discovering that all he was doing was taking about 49 pics of some chics arse, sitting out the back while he was pretending to take our pics. Thanks ya bugger, I risked life and limb, hope you at least got a bit of a chubby

Good
Flathead and chips on Thursday night. A lovely sub $13 Merlot that we all enjoyed, good company, good conversation, good laughs and an early night.

Good
A nice drive down the coast on Friday morning while we waited for a better tide .

Good
A great little morning sesh with a few 300 meter + rides with some face to work on. Watching one lady on a log with the poise and grace of a ballerina, taking ownership every wave she caught. She was so good I would stop paddling out and just sit up and watch her if she got a good one. One time I even applauded her when she got back out, she looked embarrassed, but credit where credit is due, she was just good to watch.

Bad
Vanders little girl getting sick

Good
As bad as Ross River is, we were all worried that it could be something worse

Bad
Not being able to get an arvo sesh on Friday because it was too pooy

Good
More good company and drinks on Friday night

Fugly
There were none

Lessons learnt
Never give that Pup a bloody camera, especially is there’s a hot looking chic within 1000 metres

Thanks guys, great time

I guess so, I pity those those Kirra ladies

I reckon Pup has lifted perving to the level of an art form

I reckoned I was good, but he puts me to shame

Hey Pup, notice how I never mentioned anything about the, (behind their backs) bad mouthing we gave the gave the blokes didn't come

Hope they don't find out about that

Crowning Glory


LFish , V12 & my drooling over one of his pieces of Boardporn self were admitted into God's Coffs Harbour palace RG you are a legend mate for the visit , next time it's for a surf though and that Royal Enfield ...... and the wonderhound Jazz

Plus a for Mrs G

Jesus another piece smashed into the puzzle ....... geez I think I've died and farking gone to Longboard Heaven ...... Vanders slap me for farks sake brother geez I gotta know

Before it's brought up out of context, some photos may indicate a drop in but it's not as clear as it may seem.

OBCT may need a name change to 'King Brown' as my recollection of the events (in my mind anyway) involve some 'snaking' even after the call of 'Party Wave', a lesson had to be taught and OB was educated in the art of rock weaving. I can report he graduated with no damage to himself or his board.

LOL...lets see the pics