1. Obs you magnificent bastard of a thing , you farken handsome prick I miss ya somethin' terrible mate .... me and the fat girls at the Klub miss ya buddy
2. >>>>>>> MR ...... mate I tahnk you deeply for coming up it meant heaps and I'll keep the day in my mind until I'm up with Obsy
3. Aseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ......... get a farken Mango up yaaaaaaaaaaa nah make that three ya farken cock .... farken big old cock
4. Just how many farken Inbred redneck retards are there in NSW for fark sakes geez fair farken dinkum knobs everywhere
5. Cobra I farken love you .... well I farken think I do anyways
6. Farken hell I miss my footy geez too many farken nidiots have farked it up by doin' what they want instead of farken having half a farken thought for everybody else ... farken anybody else actually ... farken helloooooo NSW .... somebody nuke Bondi will ya geez
7. Macahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa get a big fat Pineapple up you son
8. Lacey Lacey Lacey ... ya stingy Currumbin Chippie bitch ... you got that new carpet yet ?
9. Fark I could go a root mmmmmm might head down the bowlo and suss out Colleen Kokskwosher and see if she's keen ... ah for fark sake I'm farken locked in that's right ... locked in to a farken redneck hick town in New Souf Farken Wanker ... farken bewdiful geez
10. Alburism you farken thing of a thing of a farken thing ... get a Ford Mustang convertible up you ya farken thing ..... yair I said yer a farken thing right? .... a farken thing !
11. Vanders mate I'm farken hangin' both my hairy nutbags out for a few waves hey !!!! .... I'll whip up a roast ...... er .... when the rationing stops that is geez .... er ... and when the beach blockade is lifted .... fark me rhone mate geez
12. Don't farken start me on Farken cruise ships ... I said don't farken start me on farken cruise ships ... righto that's farken it ... any farker who likes cruise shipping is a deadset farken knob jockey ... a farken arse pirate who should be shot with a farken Kalashnikov on sight and shoved into a pot of boiling Hydrchloric Acid ... farken filthy disease spreading carnts
13. Uncl;e .... fark am I bloody thirsty mate .... beer is rationed ..... fark I'm thirsty
14. Bazza .... hope you got back over the border in time mate geez that must have been bloody close hey
15. All youse bastards I haven't mentioned here ^^^^ ..... farken hello ..... and farken goodbye
16 ..... Geez .... fark this virus shiite .... I miss my footy .... I miss my surf ..... I miss my perving at beach jiggly things ..... ahhhhh I'm farken retiring again ..... fark off
Select to expand quoteclimber said..
PUP ...... is that really you 
Nup,it's an impostor
Select to expand quoteclimber said..
PUP ...... is that really you
I just went to the mancave brushed a bit of old dried sand off me board burped scratched me arse lamented the current situation (no surf , no booze , nothing open , food restrictions , every other state closed their borders on NSW etc etc etc farken etc) .... yep it's me
Select to expand quotethePup said..climber said..
PUP ...... is that really you
I just went to the mancave brushed a bit of old dried sand off me board burped scratched me arse lamented the current situation (no surf , no booze , nothing open , food restrictions , every other state closed their borders on NSW etc etc etc farken etc) .... yep it's me
Well ... welcome back to the green room you ball scratching hairy arsed saggy balled knob throtter .... good to see you have returned mate
Select to expand quoteclimber said..thePup said..climber said..
PUP ...... is that really you
I just went to the mancave brushed a bit of old dried sand off me board burped scratched me arse lamented the current situation (no surf , no booze , nothing open , food restrictions , every other state closed their borders on NSW etc etc etc farken etc) .... yep it's me
Well ... welcome back to the green room you ball scratching hairy arsed saggy balled knob throtter .... good to see you have returned mate
I try my best mate I do try my best never in my wildest dreams ... and trust me I have wild dreams I have never seen shiite like this 
Select to expand quoteAl G said..climber said..
PUP ...... is that really you
Nup,it's an impostor
farken thing geez
Select to expand quotethePup said..climber said..thePup said..climber said..
PUP ...... is that really you
I just went to the mancave brushed a bit of old dried sand off me board burped scratched me arse lamented the current situation (no surf , no booze , nothing open , food restrictions , every other state closed their borders on NSW etc etc etc farken etc) .... yep it's me
Well ... welcome back to the green room you ball scratching hairy arsed saggy balled knob throtter .... good to see you have returned mate
I try my best mate I do try my best never in my wildest dreams ... and trust me I have wild dreams I have never seen shiite like this
I know you have wild dreams you farkin thing of a thing you are
Ya gettin any toilet paper
Geez the media man himself is back in town I bet Woopi is like a ghost town more so than ever.
Select to expand quoteclimber said..
PUP ...... is that really you
There's only one Carrrrrnt that can spew sh!t out like that
Select to expand quoteCobra said..asea said..
The town bitch is back
The town bitch is on heat.
Was always on heat the faaaarking thing
Select to expand quotevanders1 said..
Old times, good to see ya Puppy.
I knew a vanders
Big lanky bloke.
Hunters eyes
Legs like iron
Would teach his mum to surf so he could drop in on her
Do you know him by any chance
Select to expand quotelaceys lane said..vanders1 said..
Old times, good to see ya Puppy.
I knew a vanders
Big lanky bloke.
Hunters eyes
Legs like iron
Would teach his mum to surf so he could drop in on her
Do you know him by any chance
Bit harsh, all I ever did was try to be a friend to you....................
P.S. Aren't we missing a post on this thread??????????
Select to expand quotevanders1 said..laceys lane said..vanders1 said..
Old times, good to see ya Puppy.
I knew a vanders
Big lanky bloke.
Hunters eyes
Legs like iron
Would teach his mum to surf so he could drop in on her
Do you know him by any chance
Bit harsh, all I ever did was try to be a friend to you....................
P.S. Aren't we missing a post on this thread??????????
Select to expand quotelaceys lane said..vanders1 said..laceys lane said..vanders1 said..
Old times, good to see ya Puppy.
I knew a vanders
Big lanky bloke.
Hunters eyes
Legs like iron
Would teach his mum to surf so he could drop in on her
Do you know him by any chance
Bit harsh, all I ever did was try to be a friend to you....................
P.S. Aren't we missing a post on this thread?????????? Must say was up longer than I expected, the vegan must of found it. I say vegan as the C ***t don't like meat.
