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Created by Ted the Kiwi > 9 months ago, 12 Jun 2014
chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
14 Jun 2014 4:43PM
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We played much better than them I think.... Even their supporters were quite

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
15 Jun 2014 9:17PM
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This report out of Brazil, has a certain déjà vu about it? “The England football team went to an orphanage in Rio on Wednesday. ‘It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Jose, aged six.

laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
15 Jun 2014 9:20PM
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cheer up


vanders1
QLD, 3809 posts
16 Jun 2014 7:44AM
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Some of these guys should be nominated for academy awards, if they played league or union they'd never get up of the ground.

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
16 Jun 2014 8:37AM
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Did you hear the TC interview anders? He basically said that when he got the yellow he was the one being pulled and fouled and said to the opposing player 'you are the bloody cheat here" to which he responded "yep I know" or similar ! Play the rules not the man

Macaha
QLD, 21900 posts
16 Jun 2014 5:41PM
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www.couriermail.com.au/nocookies?a=A.flavipes

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
16 Jun 2014 6:20PM
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yes that one was very funny when it occurred - hope he is ok

NewScotty
2350 posts
16 Jun 2014 7:18PM
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The jury is still out for me.
Haven't warmed to this sport just yet.
I think they should get rid off the goalkeepers.

thePup
13831 posts
16 Jun 2014 9:00PM
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Reckon they should bring a super-sub rule into the game .... love to see a Sam Kasiano or a Coaltrain Taylor run right through a couple of those softcock Euros

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
19 Jun 2014 6:13AM
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Great effort Australia. Timmy C wonder goal - he has scored more World Cup goals than Rooney, Messi n Ronaldo combined!!!!!

Macaha
QLD, 21900 posts
19 Jun 2014 7:56AM
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Ted the Kiwi said...
Great effort Australia. Timmy C wonder goal - he has scored more World Cup goals than Rooney, Messi n Ronaldo combined!!!!!


Sounds like it Ted recorded the game not watched it yet,how good is it that they had the Dutch on edge well done.

SP
10979 posts
19 Jun 2014 8:04AM
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Great effort Australia and what a goal...

Shame it's the last time we will see Tim at the World Cup.

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
19 Jun 2014 9:23PM
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best soccer game ive ever seen


laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
22 Jun 2014 7:30PM
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SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
22 Jun 2014 8:29PM
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my tip .................. go Uruguay !!!!!



they play Italy on Wednesday !!!!!

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
22 Jun 2014 8:29PM
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Still lots of goals being scored - loving this world cup.

This ones for Mac





chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
23 Jun 2014 6:33AM
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Some amazing soccer being played. I can easily say this has been the most entertaining cup I have watched. Some great against the grain wins as well....Korea getting hammered is the latest.

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
24 Jun 2014 8:10AM
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Brazos looking safe now - but how crap is the commentator ! Give me John Motson any day of the week

Macaha
QLD, 21900 posts
25 Jun 2014 6:12AM
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Who said football was about playing the ball and not the man

vine.co/v/MTIZZlXF6mh

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
25 Jun 2014 6:18AM
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Thats classic - some pretty clever people around.

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
25 Jun 2014 9:58AM
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chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
25 Jun 2014 10:23AM
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Luie sueraz is biting again....I don't get this dickhead. Was the epl best striker by a mile last year,yet he continues with his psychotic antics.crazy stuff. Some.great games being played,and the match ups for the final 16 is looking very intresting. Loving how sbs are sorting this comp again. The beautiful game is about to step up a notch

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
25 Jun 2014 12:24PM
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NewScotty
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25 Jun 2014 5:29PM
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weiry said...
best soccer game ive ever seen



I love this type of soccer and don't care if it's nil-all

SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
25 Jun 2014 7:56PM
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Ted the Kiwi said...



Chewy Louie ? .........


SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
25 Jun 2014 7:58PM
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my tip .................. go Uruguay !!!!!




oh yeah !!! go go go Uruguay !!!

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
25 Jun 2014 8:09PM
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I love this type of soccer and would not care if I had to ref it


Fixed it for ya Scotty

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
26 Jun 2014 7:53PM
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I hate diving 1




Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
26 Jun 2014 7:58PM
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Scotty - I know its long but its worth the read. Australia does well - might be because they never had the ball

www.wsj.com/articles/the-world-rankings-of-flopping-1403660175


One of the most common complaints during this otherwise splendid World Cup is the amount of time players spend embellishing injuries.All too often during matches, seemingly fit men fall to the ground in agony. They scream, wince, pound the grass with their fists and gesture to the sidelines for a stretcher. Some of them clutch a limb as if it was just freed from the jaws of a wood chipper.But after a few moments, just as the priests arrive to administer last rites, they sit up on the gurney, shake it off, rise to their feet and run back on the field to play some more.Fans of the world's most popular game know that this is just one of soccer's oldest and most universally despised tactics. Turning a small foul into a death performance worthy of La Scala can draw cards for opposing players, kill time from the clock or just give one's winded teammates a breather. What's interesting about the World Cup is that not all national teams are the same. Some embellish all the time, some hardly at all. (Explore team profiles and key players to watch.)
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Key players to watch, from Lionel Messi to Xavi to Cristiano Ronaldo:

With this in mind, the Count loaded 32 World Cup matches on the DVR and set out to perform a comprehensive empirical study aimed at determining one thing: Which World Cup participant nation is the world's floppiest?During the first 32 games, there were 302 players who could be seen at some point rolling around in pain, crumpling into a fetal position or lying lifeless on the pitch as the referee stopped the match. These theatrical episodes ate up a total of 132 minutes of clock, a metric we have decided to call "writhing time."To be fair, it is actually possible to get hurt playing soccer. You can clang heads. You can snap a hamstring. You can get spiked in the soft tissue. There were nine injuries in total that forced players to be substituted from the game and to miss, or potentially miss, a match. These were discarded. That left 293 cases of potential embellishment that collectively took up 118 minutes, 21 seconds.Another trick: how to calculate writhing time. The criteria used here is the moment the whistle is blown (because of a potential injury) to the moment that player stands up. If the TV camera cut to a replay, the stand-up moment was estimated. If he was helped off the field, the "writhing" clock stopped when he crossed the sidelines.The study showed one thing emphatically: The amount of histrionics your players display during a match correlates strongly to what the scoreboard says. Players on teams that were losing their games accounted for 40 "injuries" and nearly 12.5 minutes of writhing time. But players on teams that were winning—the ones who have the most incentive to run out the clock—accounted for 103 "injuries" and almost four times as much writhing.So with that cleared away, here are the "winners" of our first-ever international soccer injury-embellishment awards. Envelopes, please!

The Team Most Commonly Seen in Anguish: Brazil.
There were 17 incidents in two games when a member of the Seleção was seen on the ground in pain—the most of any country. World Cup poster boy Neymar had five such "injuries," the most on his team. In every case he was back on his feet within 15 seconds.

The Overall Writhing-Time Champions: Honduras. Los Catrachos spent the most time on the ground or being tended to by trainers: seven minutes and 40 seconds to be exact. Naturally, five minutes and 10 seconds of that came in the first half against France when the match was tied (which would have been good enough for them).

The Team Most Likely to Grin and Bear it: Bosnia and Herzegovina. These World Cup newbies obviously don't get how this works. They only had two "injuries" in two games for a total of 24 seconds of writhing time.

The Team With the Most Carnage in One Game: Chile. While they protected an early lead against Spain, the Chileans tallied 11 "injuries," more than 24 other teams had in two games.

The Fastest "Injury" Yet: Enner Valencia, Ecuador. Against Honduras, Valencia was on the ground, clutching his leg after four seconds.

Worst Use of a Stretcher: 5
players (tie) Of the nine players carried off in these matches, five returned—all in less than 90 seconds, including American DaMarcus Beasley.







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