hi I'm looking for advice.
im a overweight middle aged man tired of not catching MY share of waves.
I've got a new girl (the last one run of with a shortboarder) and a new board
a mini mal gun ,she's sweet even put stickers on it.
hitting the gym lost almost 35kgs basically I've lost a shortboarder.
now i grow my hair longer i comb it over the bold spot have some tips and a nice shade of mahogany going on.
i froth for snapbacks and taking off late and hanging with the 30yolds in the line up.
so my question is what car should i get and what music should i play?
And am i too old for tube socks?
Ah ya don't need all that crap,there's a bloke down Woopi way will fix ya up,he hasn't been on here for a while though the miniature canine of a thing
Funny how the trusted one and my self were just talking about how to get that trimming carve feeling happening all at once
He's done it all Cobra and not just in the surfing circles either,he's very experienced in multiple circles
Select to expand quotelaceys lane said..
Funny how the trusted one and my self were just talking about how to get that trimming carve feeling happening all at once
sorry mate i don't talk fluent shortboarder.
but ill keep trying.
Select to expand quoteAl G said..
He's done it all Cobra and not just in the surfing circles either,he's very experienced in multiple circles
does he hang at bowls clubs
Select to expand quoteCobra said..Al G said..
He's done it all Cobra and not just in the surfing circles either,he's very experienced in multiple circles
does he hang at bowls clubs
Thats him, carries a broom with him in and out of the water.
im not discriminating against any surf craft, im a lover of all.
i just want to hang with the cool crew.
Select to expand quoteCobra said..
im not discriminating against any surf craft, im a lover of all.
i just want to hang with the cool crew.
Yep he doesn't discriminate who he hangs with either so it's a win win situation
Select to expand quoteCobra said..laceys lane said..
Funny how the trusted one and my self were just talking about how to get that trimming carve feeling happening all at once
sorry mate i don't talk fluent shortboarder.
but ill keep trying.
Yeah don't worry to much mate,you'll get it eventually 
Select to expand quoteAl G said..Cobra said..laceys lane said..
Funny how the trusted one and my self were just talking about how to get that trimming carve feeling happening all at once
sorry mate i don't talk fluent shortboarder.
but ill keep trying.
Yeah don't worry to much mate,you'll get it eventually
Rad man. Bitchin
Select to expand quoteCobra said..
im not discriminating against any surf craft, im a lover of all.
i just want to hang with the cool crew.
You will need a beard or at the very least a pornstar tache
Select to expand quotelaceys lane said..Macaha said..
any membership fees?
This might help us all
Mmm,we may have to put Cobra outside of the circle until he catches up with the cool crew
Thanks onefin I'll start the tash should I dye it?
And Lacey Mac told me everything.
The man you seek for enlightenment went by the name of Weiry, sadly he has not been seen for many moons,,,,so unless he returns there is no hope for you m8. Sorry just being straight up & honest.
Its not all bad news though, your never too old for tube socks m8........unless your in queensland 
