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10 worst inventions

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Created by Ctngoodvibes > 9 months ago, 8 Sep 2019
Ctngoodvibes
WA, 1403 posts
8 Sep 2019 6:58PM
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stabmag.com/news/the-ten-worst-inventions-in-surfing/

Found this pretty amusing

Buster fin
WA, 2575 posts
8 Sep 2019 8:42PM
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What about Rocket Blocks?

TimKay
752 posts
9 Sep 2019 9:00AM
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Stab forgot to mention themselves
Stab in the dark used to be ok but what they did with it this year was embarrassing
Fall on your sword Ashton Goggins

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
9 Sep 2019 10:15AM
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I've always wondered why Webbs cop such a bashing. I get they may not be for everyone, but they do just exactly what they say.

They can be useful on crowded days. Sadly i don't have the shoulders to use them, but as a young fella they helped

Buster fin
WA, 2575 posts
9 Sep 2019 7:36PM
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Agreed. How awesome were they?! I put them away, and when next I got them out there was only the wrist bits left. Awesome disappearing trick.

TimKay
752 posts
9 Sep 2019 7:57PM
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The Shark eyes seem popular at the moment.
Not sure of the research behind them

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
10 Sep 2019 10:29AM
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TimKay said..
The Shark eyes seem popular at the moment.
Not sure of the research behind them


There's no research. It's just a theory and thats what there webpage says. They are sold through shops as being science backed, but i think that's just a sales pitch by the retailers.
My god what a business model they have though, sell a product with nothing backing it but fear. Low cost, huge margin and massive turn over.

TimKay
752 posts
10 Sep 2019 11:51AM
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jbshack said..

TimKay said..
The Shark eyes seem popular at the moment.
Not sure of the research behind them



There's no research. It's just a theory and thats what there webpage says. They are sold through shops as being science backed, but i think that's just a sales pitch by the retailers.
My god what a business model they have though, sell a product with nothing backing it but fear. Low cost, huge margin and massive turn over.


Shark eyes aside, Massive respect for Shanan Worrall.
Definite Hellman
Wouldnt want any part of those waves he's charging

thedrip
WA, 2354 posts
11 Sep 2019 2:52AM
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How about the old Hot Tuna leggies where you laid the velcro down then dropped another locking piece over the top?

i was the coolest kid back in 84 or 85. Those things were never coming undone. Super secure. The rest of you losers are sooooooooo behind the times...

That was all good on two foot beachies.

However, in 35 years since I have never had a conventional Leggie fail because the velcro came undone. I have, unfortunately, been trapped underwater with the Leggie wrapped around a rock a few times. Anyone who has had that happen knows what I mean when I say that simply reaching down and undoing a Leggie can be bloody difficult in any sort of swell. The thought of having to undo a more sophisticated locking system sends shivers down my spine. Indeed, the knew leggies even come with "quick release" tabs to make it marginally easier.

IFocus
WA, 582 posts
11 Sep 2019 7:01AM
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Leg rope got caught the other day coming in not life threatening but had trouble releasing and remembered the guys on Swellnet saying bend your leg to get down to release worked but took a while will change the direction I wrap the leash on as it was awkward as hell.

Still a lot quicker than trying to undo a sock attached to a bit of rope

MickPC
8266 posts
11 Sep 2019 11:26AM
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Yeah not fun, its happened to me twice this year in a strong current at the same place. Had a hell of a time trying to reach down with the current pulling me away & my board tombstoning. Basically the situation that inspired the kook of the year thread

thedrip
WA, 2354 posts
12 Sep 2019 12:33AM
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MickPC said..
Yeah not fun, its happened to me twice this year in a strong current at the same place. Had a hell of a time trying to reach down with the current pulling me away & my board tombstoning. Basically the situation that inspired the kook of the year thread


About six years ago I got caught on the inside ledge of a Bombie right in front of the peak. When a wave came I was underwater for a few seconds, i initially tried to undo the leggie at the board end because it tombstoning right next to me. Gave up on that after a couple of waves.

i swapped to an ankle release. I'd pop up get a breath or two and try to undo the leggie and then get hit by another wave. In any swell there is a hideous inshore current heading north so getting to my ankle was hard work. All up I reckon I was trapped for about five minutes. That sucked balls.

after I release myself, my board was still trapped an tombstoning about fifteen metres off shore. Allowing for the current I walked up the beach and let myself be swept down to the board. Trouble was I struggled to actually stay with the board now I wasn't anchored, because of the current and six feet of whitewater that was rumbling through regularly. This took me five or six wash bys to finally get the leggie undone. I was almost to the point of just saying "Fark that" and leaving the board to it's fate.

MickPC
8266 posts
12 Sep 2019 8:57PM
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That's a horrendous story Drip, my experiences were more kooky than highly dangerous....Fark that for sure m8, bloody hell

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
13 Sep 2019 10:31AM
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Here's a new contender. Surf knobs

surf-knobs.com/?fbclid=IwAR3uGJEX1r03riMT2mCSCA2b0cGftvpLUESB5aJdtQuGwnQ0VNhWMTxINUI


RbGar
90 posts
31 Oct 2019 10:07PM
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yup right up there with TurboTunnel

IFocus
WA, 582 posts
1 Nov 2019 6:16AM
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Ha ha great name sure fire seller looks like a shin boner, at my age I am looking for a "walking frame with ladder" to get up.

theDoctor
NSW, 5780 posts
2 Nov 2019 3:01PM
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And here's me thinking there were enough knobs in the surf already

JESUSGUS
WA, 169 posts
3 Nov 2019 4:27PM
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Wave jet looks cool

Hydromann
626 posts
5 Feb 2020 10:21PM
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Damn harsh on the surfskates. Buy a real skateboard. Seriously? A real skateboard? Back in my day trying to get you stiff as a dehydrated bog trucks to mimick anything near close to the rail to rail of surfing was the objective. Not Brazilian air tricks or ollie's.

I'll happily ride my surfskate any day over a "real" skateboard.



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