Wait till you little chickies see what I brought you this time, a gullet full of human morsels for you to enjoy!
I told that ^%$# doctor, that I wanted feet and claws, this undercarriage transplant makes it very hard to land on twigs.
Hang on little ones I'll go and get your Mum.
Select to expand quotedecrepit said..
I told that ^%$# doctor, that I wanted feet and claws, this undercarriage transplant makes it very hard to land on twigs.
Hang on little ones I'll go and get your Mum.
That is so funny I am still giggling!
Select to expand quotedecrepit said..
I told that ^%$# doctor, that I wanted feet and claws, this undercarriage transplant makes it very hard to land on twigs.
Hang on little ones I'll go and get your Mum.
Forget it dad...
...Mum ain't coming home!
She just flew off with her girlfriend....
....saying something about being a 'bi-plane'.
The plane might have duct tape wings and a bent fuselage, but you go on Jetstar for the birds.
They're not virgins...
Due to the lack of leg room on jetstar ,mother ship has had to go out and raise more cheep chic trip ships .
windsurfing boards are allowed ,but don't expect to get them in one piece at the other end .
sometimes the fold them in half to squeeze it all in 
Select to expand quoteGlitch said..
Well, it looks like this has run out of steam, so in a close call da vecta wins.
Did you send a PM?
Oh Ship, I've been away and should have checked this. ...but then I never would have met Sharon.
Thanks Glitch, onto it soon.
And I always thought new planes were man- made in factories. I obviously got that wrong.
... cause pictures don't lie.
Select to expand quoteda vecta said..
Oh Ship, I've been away and should have checked this. ...but then I never would have met Sharon.
Thanks Glitch, onto it soon.
Tell us about Sharon (photos or it didn't happen) 
You know when Sharon drove you home and she did that perfect reverse park? Maybe Sharon isn't a Sharon? Just saying.
Post a pic of Sharon so we can make captions, you must have plenty of her on your cell phone by now.
We'll be gentlemen, I promise.
