"Good God... scones with bacon and maple syrup! Jeeves, take the corgis and ready the jet. I won't spend another minute with these American heathens".
'Yes indeed Ma'am, it has been a very busy morning of meeting and greeting all those commoners'
'But after tea you will be able to relax as the next official engagement is an hour of watching the kitesurfers'
'Excuse me your Majesty, N1GEL has arrived, set up the projector and is ready to commence his Powerpoint presentation on his thought process in determining the winner of Caption Comp #428'
May we present the nominee for a dual OA and OBE, all the way from the far corner of the colonies .................. Laurie
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No, Ma'am he is a bit like Madonna or Prince, it is just ..... Laurie
"oh good gracious, after that dodgy Indian lunch function I think one's just suffered an early BREXIT of one's own..."
after a Sherry or two, HRH loved to recount the story of her honeymoon and the moment she learnt of Philip's heritage...