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CC 449

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Created by Jetlag > 9 months ago, 9 Jun 2017
Jetlag
NSW, 181 posts
9 Jun 2017 1:15PM
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Imax1
QLD, 4755 posts
9 Jun 2017 1:24PM
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What a absolute prick !

Sparky
WA, 1121 posts
9 Jun 2017 11:25AM
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No sir, keep your pants on, we don't want to see your prickly pear.

Sparky
WA, 1121 posts
9 Jun 2017 11:27AM
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Quick, get him to the hospital, this guys cactus.

olskool
QLD, 2446 posts
9 Jun 2017 2:57PM
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Errrr, fellas. Dont take up golf, its a prick of a game.

Jetlag
NSW, 181 posts
9 Jun 2017 3:11PM
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Man, I should've read that NIKE sponsorship contract. I didn't know it would involve Product Durability Testing.

Stuthepirate
SA, 3590 posts
9 Jun 2017 2:55PM
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Clubhouse rules state no metal spikes so I got these Taylormade

Tardy
5040 posts
9 Jun 2017 1:33PM
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just because we have rubber gloves on ,it doesn't mean where checking for prostrate.

if you didn't want to get touched..... ,just say so ...but it worked

....,now fark off.

Parked
NSW, 169 posts
9 Jun 2017 6:37PM
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Trumps new Mexican border course, first hole. Out of bound is out of bounds.

albers
NSW, 1737 posts
9 Jun 2017 7:14PM
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The paramedics decided to toss a coin to decide who would have to pull out the one "where the sun don't shine"

Sparky
WA, 1121 posts
9 Jun 2017 5:17PM
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This golfer reminds me of my family tree, full of pricks.

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
9 Jun 2017 11:26PM
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Best round ever - 700 holes in one!

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
10 Jun 2017 8:37AM
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Apparently Jims sunscreen attracts giant desert grubs.


Paddles B'mere
QLD, 3586 posts
10 Jun 2017 11:30AM
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We're going to have to ask you to leave the course Sir, your rash is scaring the other patrons

Jetlag
NSW, 181 posts
13 Jun 2017 7:22PM
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Golfing glossary :-
Bogey - One over Par

Double Bogey - Two over Par

Fully Cactus - "I want my Mummy"

Jono77
WA, 351 posts
13 Jun 2017 7:06PM
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Sequel to Sharknado.

Seacucumbernado

Jono77
WA, 351 posts
13 Jun 2017 7:08PM
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"I swear officer, I have no idea who burgled The cactus factory!!"

MikeyS
VIC, 1506 posts
13 Jun 2017 10:59PM
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And out of adversity, George's idea for Velcro was born.

Jetlag
NSW, 181 posts
20 Jun 2017 1:35PM
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I've gotta throw it back to Sparky with "This guy's Cactus". Sometimes the obvious does win the day !!

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
25 Jun 2017 7:14PM
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Yoo hoo! Sparky

MarkSSC
QLD, 638 posts
25 Jun 2017 11:27PM
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Desert kiting has its drawbacks.

sboardcrazy
NSW, 8045 posts
26 Jun 2017 9:18AM
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Elmo have you been procreating?



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