Dori says "That bloke isnt what he cracked up to be"
......... and every 5 minutes Dori says
"That bloke isnt what he cracked up to be"
Santa had no choice but to bury his nose in the fresh scent of the Pine tree,
because that frickin' gold fish kept on farting!
If you had chillblains on your cheeks from 40,000km in one night on a cold sleigh seat, you'd go for comfort rather than conventional too
Hey don't laugh. You would be dressing a bit like this too if you had one long night of beer and cookies.
Stockings, socks, and more stockings! All Santa wanted was a pair of cumfy briefs!
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What's Christmas come to when we can't rely on a decent Santa crack at the Chimney anymore!
Whilst Santa has coming down the chimney down pat, coming out the closet requires something stronger than milk left on the mantelpiece.
As tony decided to tax everything to reduce the deficit Santa hit a new low and was forced to smuggle crack to supplement his in come 
Oh noooooooo! A Great White! And here's me trapped in a gold fish bowl. Heeeeelp!
Mikey S led from the front but was just pipped at the post by Richie's lateral thinking. I hope Santa got his knickers back!
Over to you Richie...,
