Nancy had been "urban kitesurfing" when her kite got tangled on this street sign. Unfortunately she was half way through a boost and was trapped aloft. We are not sure why she was wearing her boardshorts as a shirt ...
She tried to suppress the obvious media interest after her arrest, but Oprah deserved it after partying hard with Paris and Miley
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Better double up those latex gloves boys, this 5hits about to get real....
The cops were stumped. They couldn't arrest her for pole dancing, and they really couldn't tell if she was wearing no pants underneath the truck tyre.
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Although Beatrice had been working her corner 24/7 with her seductive moves,
the only thing she'd been able to arouse was the fire hydrant.
....time to call it a day, Beatrice.
"Um please repeat, over"
"That was a three one four at the bus stop on Figuero"
"Roger that base.... we thought you said the Butt Stop on Figuero, movin' out, over"
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The last place search crews ever thought to find the black box was on Figueroa Street in Los Angles, but there it was....
Hey Baker, does that fire hydrant look like Donald duck to you?
Rodriguez, I think you have been smoking the same stuff she has.
There was a LOT of chocolate donuts on display.... but the cops just didn't know whether to try them or not....
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" this is officer Hernandez we are going to need back up ive got a 10T"
" base , you need more officers" ?
"negative base I need a 10 ton crane , over "
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The Bush invasion of Iraq cost 1.7 trillion dollars with an additional $490 billion owed to veterans. The bush invasion of Figuero St was a little less expensive!
Although Le-dash-a was a "born and bred" US citizen, she wanted everyone to know she was really behind the Brazilian team.
Some good ideas already. I'll call it in about a day from now unless there is a flurry of activity.
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"Miranda I'm going to read you your Statue-tory Rights.
You have the right to remain motionless.
Any clothes you do wear can be taken down and.. oh you've done that bit already!"
Time to call it.
A lot of good ones, and I had a long short list of genuine, goldcoastmoz, formulanova, beaglebuddy, and richiefish, but the winner is goldcoastmoz.
The batten is yours moz.
Thank You!!! Biggest Windsurfing honour of my career!
Just have to find a pic that is not repeated on here!
