After being relieved of the presidency, Boris Yeltsin is quietly appointed Minister of Defence, he immediately implements a new strategy....."free vodka for everyone"!
The Russian authorities announced the seizure of the largest batch of cocaine ever intercepted.
A spokesman said they would be celebrating for weeks
Western Sydney supporters training for the next game - a natural progression from flares and detonators
Vladimir, too much snow on lake for vinsurfing, lets do eurovision. Neit boris, time for vorld cup practice. Vladimir i have vodka and brainwave ve do wovorld cup eurovision act. Ya good .
Some teams waited until the final siren before they belted out We are the Champions...others just couldn't wait!!
"Is easy they say. Just follow the bouncing ball they say. Is not proper singing. Why we must do everything like stupid capitalists?"
OK the final siren has sounded....and after a penalty shootout, the winner is..
Windxtasy
I am a sucker for a romantic limerick
Thanks.
It was inspired by my daughter who is a sci-fi nerd and had just written this one:
The Flash is red,
Arrow is green
I love you more
than Warehouse 13.
Off to find a funny picture...