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Created by Windxtasy > 9 months ago, 22 Feb 2016
Windxtasy

Windxtasy

WA, 4017 posts
22 Feb 2016 10:04PM
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Have fun with this one





terminal

terminal

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22 Feb 2016 10:17PM
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Don't worry about it son - if it's trying to mate you, it's not eating you.

Waterloo

Waterloo

QLD, 1496 posts
23 Feb 2016 6:34AM
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"Hey Fonzie, come back and try that again..."

sausage

sausage

QLD, 4873 posts
23 Feb 2016 7:57AM
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Man in grey suit gets taken by man in grey suit.

NotWal

NotWal

QLD, 7428 posts
23 Feb 2016 1:37PM
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Jbshack, inspired by Caitlyn Jenner, tries his luck as a shark.

"Goodbye old life. Tell mum I'm sorry but it just had to be."

Stuthepirate

Stuthepirate

SA, 3590 posts
23 Feb 2016 2:55PM
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Quick! someone through the shark a life ring and save him from the Melonoma

hardpole

hardpole

WA, 589 posts
23 Feb 2016 2:09PM
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Windxtasy said..
Have fun with this one







Im not going back in the water until you promise me Mick isn't going to hit me again.

musorianin

musorianin

QLD, 595 posts
24 Feb 2016 2:17PM
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Have fun with this one








That's nice sweetie-pie. Now why don't you run along and bite some legs and let mummy and daddy play with the rubber rings?

seanhogan

seanhogan

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24 Feb 2016 2:27PM
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Sorry mate, only the orange rubber ring is allowed for the shark gps comp, and as for the watermelon it needs to be worn on the head !

Carantoc

Carantoc

WA, 7019 posts
24 Feb 2016 1:23PM
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In 1982 Neil showed his mum and dad his idea for the 2024 Olympic windsurf class.

They may have mocked him then, but fast-forward to 2016 and who is laughing now ?

evilC

evilC

QLD, 677 posts
24 Feb 2016 5:31PM
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Man taken by Great White shark saves himself by eating his way out

albers

albers

NSW, 1739 posts
24 Feb 2016 7:29PM
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At the "beach with NO sand", on the "bay with NO fish", the "shark with NO body" pleads for some FOOD!!!

terminal

terminal

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24 Feb 2016 4:46PM
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"I don't care if it was an Orca - go & get the other half of that suit back!"

Stuthepirate

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24 Feb 2016 7:27PM
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“Back home, we get a taxidermy man, he’s gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him!

rohjar

rohjar

WA, 140 posts
24 Feb 2016 5:16PM
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"Let's face it, no-wind activities suck".

Childsplay

Childsplay

NSW, 74 posts
24 Feb 2016 8:24PM
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'Ouch!'......that dorsal fin really is in the wrong spot!

terminal

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24 Feb 2016 6:32PM
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"Do I look like I'm enjoying it!!!?"

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terminal

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24 Feb 2016 6:42PM
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"Now go fetch the other one! And try swimming' on your back this time!"

John340

John340

QLD, 3254 posts
24 Feb 2016 9:46PM
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Jack thought family holidays couldn't get any worse until his father told him they were going to learn how to kite surf next year

Mark _australia

Mark _australia

WA, 22878 posts
24 Feb 2016 8:40PM
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Fred and Betty employed the shark decoy to keep the crowds away from their lovely beach with all its wonderful rocks and 2deg C grey water.


Stuthepirate

Stuthepirate

SA, 3590 posts
24 Feb 2016 11:10PM
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Hey dude. Can you help me land my kite?

John340

John340

QLD, 3254 posts
25 Feb 2016 5:12AM
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Billy really got into his new Fanatic Shark

Beaglebuddy

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25 Feb 2016 3:42AM
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Darwinism, evolution of the species to gain access to the favored food source.



sboardcrazy

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NSW, 8094 posts
25 Feb 2016 10:24AM
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hardpole said..

Windxtasy said..
Have fun with this one







Im not going back in the water until you promise me Mick isn't going to hit me again.


Ran out of green thumbs..

Windxtasy

Windxtasy

WA, 4017 posts
29 Feb 2016 10:52AM
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We need to reclaim "The Pond" for windsurfers, so go there and swim a couple of laps and when all the kiters have evacuated you can come and join us for a sail

MarkSSC

MarkSSC

QLD, 642 posts
29 Feb 2016 5:47PM
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Man floating in shark suit is cut in two by a windsurfer travelling in excess of 35 knots.

LeStef

LeStef

ACT, 514 posts
1 Mar 2016 12:03AM
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Tahh dah,
Tahhh daah,
Tahh dahh tah dah...

Windxtasy

Windxtasy

WA, 4017 posts
2 Mar 2016 7:47PM
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Last call for submissions...

greenleader

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts
2 Mar 2016 10:26PM
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....eventually the greens won and everyone was barred from entering the water or eating fish or harming sharks....beach Mardi Gras became popular....lol

Waterloo

Waterloo

QLD, 1496 posts
3 Mar 2016 10:17AM
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Guido's loan shark business had kicked off with humble beginnings...

Al Planet

Al Planet

TAS, 1546 posts
3 Mar 2016 2:33PM
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The lesser known "Meme Shark" ....not particularly dangerous but quite annoying....his was a tale that grew with the telling..


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