When his mate said let's have Chinese takeout, he didn't mean takeout the Chinese spectators.
Select to expand quoteSparky said..
When his mate said let's have Chinese takeout, he didn't mean takeout the Chinese spectators.
May I ask a question ?
Those background things with straps , why are they Chinese ?
And
WTF are those white bound things ?
If I saw those things on my beach , I'd change beach .
When Joe was told to body drag to get his board, the instructor didn't think to mention it only really applies to when you are in the water.
...and so, I'm front of the IOC executive, kitesurfing demonstrated how it would bring racing closer to the spectators...
I always knew kiters were kinky!! I just feel sorry for the baby seal underneath him.
Select to expand quotesausage said..
The number one thing they teach you when you start kiting is Always keep your hands on the bar at all times no matter what. 
One of my mates was so keen to learn to kite and got dragged up the beach. I did say if **** happens to let go of the bar. He didn't until I ran and grabbed him and safety kicked in.
He was wearing a long legged no arm wetsuit. His tattoo on his shoulder was removed.
Select to expand quotetheDoctor said..
Oh no. ....
I've rubbed all the polka dots off my shorts
Select to expand quotesausage said..
As Pablo enters the kite boarder cocoon area he scopes out just the right spot. Safe in the knowledge that in 6-9 months he will emerge fully evolved as a highly developed windsurfer.
Okay CC491 has dragged on long enough ;-)
Bloody hard to pick between Mark, Tardy, Doctor, Richiefish, Waterloo, & Childsplay but for sheer pun value, I think Tardy's "what a drag, I should have stuck to windsurfing" wins by a nose or is that a body length (and the fact I just bought a fin from him so I want it to turn up )
All yours Tardy
Lol.