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CC495

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Created by sausage > 9 months ago, 5 May 2019
sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
5 May 2019 12:57PM
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decrepit
WA, 12468 posts
5 May 2019 12:04PM
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Who shut that %$#^& gate

Stuthepirate
SA, 3590 posts
5 May 2019 1:39PM
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Udderly stuck

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
5 May 2019 2:44PM
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Foiling feels like you're flying

Stuthepirate
SA, 3590 posts
5 May 2019 2:17PM
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Obviously there has been some kind of missteak.
These baas have been set for sheep height

Sparky
WA, 1121 posts
5 May 2019 1:00PM
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Quick, run, before the Vegans "rescue" us.

AusMoz
QLD, 1479 posts
5 May 2019 3:46PM
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I'm starting to doubt if one actually jumped over the moon

ka43
NSW, 3082 posts
5 May 2019 5:23PM
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"I hate evolution, no opposable thumbs!!"

Jono77
WA, 355 posts
5 May 2019 3:43PM
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I really can't decide. I'm really stuck on the fence with this one.

Tardy
5114 posts
5 May 2019 3:46PM
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Oh **** ...I can't bloody. Moooove

Tardy
5114 posts
5 May 2019 3:47PM
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If ya ever wanted to suck my tits ,now would be a good time .

FormulaNova
WA, 14923 posts
5 May 2019 4:09PM
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Macro's new 'Intelligent Farm" was working out well, except he got the gates from City Rail and the cows had difficult swiping their cards.

FormulaNova
WA, 14923 posts
5 May 2019 4:10PM
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What's a bet the black one is a bull?

Tardy
5114 posts
5 May 2019 4:58PM
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Now that's what I call a good session ,fully powered and on the rail .

AusMoz
QLD, 1479 posts
5 May 2019 7:30PM
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Lets rail together to raise milk prices

AusMoz
QLD, 1479 posts
5 May 2019 7:31PM
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Tummy tuck and tit enhancement all in the one procedure!

Imax1
QLD, 4868 posts
5 May 2019 7:52PM
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ..................

Carantoc
WA, 7033 posts
5 May 2019 5:52PM
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The herd always trotted off to the pond

"M-ooooooost" they bellowed

But the results were always the same.



Imax1
QLD, 4868 posts
5 May 2019 7:57PM
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^^^^
Thats funny , go kiteboard Dave.
Thats also a record , that gates gotta be quarter mile or more from shore , possibly more !

Sparky
WA, 1121 posts
5 May 2019 7:06PM
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She would do anything to get away from a beef, "don't you walk away when I'm talking to you."

Sparky
WA, 1121 posts
5 May 2019 7:09PM
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It was a terrible accident, she t-boned the gate.

Gestalt
QLD, 14516 posts
5 May 2019 9:24PM
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ozzie beef.

high in iron

FormulaNova
WA, 14923 posts
5 May 2019 7:51PM
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The least known Kardashian, Kowy, shows off the latest Instagram pose. Designed to make you chest look bigger, your waist smaller, and your bum bigger.

sboardcrazy
NSW, 8094 posts
6 May 2019 4:28PM
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decrepit said..
Who shut that %$#^& gate


Marsbars
546 posts
6 May 2019 4:56PM
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Typical Hoooomans rather take a photo than help a cow out!

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
6 May 2019 7:04PM
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AusMoz said..
I'm starting to doubt if one actually jumped over the moon


She's a jumper all right. She's just giving her abs a myofascial massage.

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
6 May 2019 7:07PM
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Don't walk over the cattle grid they said.
You'll get stuck they said.
Well **** them.

Mark _australia
WA, 22892 posts
6 May 2019 5:36PM
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Shaun The Sheep did not translate properly to the Kazakstan version

Tardy
5114 posts
6 May 2019 7:33PM
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Where's a constant curve when ya want one ,these hard tops suck .

Tardy
5114 posts
6 May 2019 7:48PM
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Now I know why they call it GPS

Gate Position Sucks .

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
6 May 2019 11:04PM
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Ladies, while the calfs are are at school try the "Gate o Matic" exercise device.....feel those tummy folds disappear as you gently move backwards and forwards melting away the tummy to an impressive one pack all the time taking the weight off those tired hooves ........MMMooo xo



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