Cap Comp #409

Well I wonder what we'd get if we posted that on the kite forum?

Some pretty funny answers there as usual - AusMoz, Waterloo and Mark_Oz with the sure fire tactic of referencing other forum topics. Stirling effort from MikeyS there with an almost convincing reinterpretation of a clear disaster into new school trickery. I like your optimism. And Supsail Dave, who can resist a reference to Playschool? Not me.

You all deserve a prize but this is not some fantasy world where everyone's a winner. This is the cruel world of harsh reality, the one comprised of winners and losers, of glorious heights and soul destroying despair. There are no nannies here only judges and the judged. Surrender hope all ye who ... Enough of that.

The winner is Al Planet with a stunning late entry. I'm a sucker for a banana peel joke.

Take it away Al.