Select to expand quoteBluey wasn't meeting the tradies' standard of showing at least 5cm of bum crack when he bent over, so a little plastic surgery was required.
Sorry Phil, we were obviously on the same track, but you hadn't yet posted when I wrote mine.
Select to expand quoteAt the OH&S inquiry:
"I couldn't use the saw horses because they had too much timber piled up on them..."
OHS 101:
What is wrong in this scene?
That's right, he shouldn't be using his other hand to retract the guard on the saw.
Select to expand quoteBeing a human saw horse was a buzz at first, but quickly became a pain in the A...
Expert carpenter demonstrates the butt joint.
When he gets to dovetails and finger jointing it gets real interesting
When Steve asked Jock to be a saw horse, he thought fair enough, but he thought the joke's on Steve, that saw blade is blunt!
"Man, my sawhorse is broken"
"wow Dude. Oh, figuratively speaking, or for real Dude?"
"for real Man, for real"
"well I could get down on all fours for you Dude...."
"let's keep this discussion about the saw horse Man......"
"oh yesh, sorry I know this is not the time to be talking about sex Dude..."
"I reckon we could just risk it, just this once Man..... Please, let me try.... I mean, I already have some butthurt issues Man"
"for shizzle Dude, it won't hurt as much as the witty barbs in the windsurf forum. They really make me ......."
"shhh Man don't cry. Now get down on all fours...."
gSelect to expand quoteWindxtasy said..
Just like windsurfing, the thrills really come when you start planing.
gold mate gold
Kev found that by combining his home renovation and vasectomy businesses he could maximise productivity...
Bourke puts his hammer back in his tool belt and goes to the next level.
Mark_Australia simultaneously applies the heal dent, torsion, compression, bending, ding and crack test.
Unfortunately, due to a language breakdown, he had inadvertently picked up a piece of laminEX, not a piece of laminATE.
It was around this time Mark_A learnt how to swear in Spanish.
