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Forums > Windsurfing General

Caption Comp #331

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Created by MikeyS > 9 months ago, 4 Apr 2014
MikeyS
VIC, 1508 posts
4 Apr 2014 3:19PM
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Always hard to win the caption comp without a good double enterdre.

PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
4 Apr 2014 3:28PM
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To enhance a Builders Cleavage, simply line up the existing crack...

TGale
TAS, 301 posts
4 Apr 2014 3:30PM
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Saw these guys horsing around

Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
4 Apr 2014 12:32PM
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Bluey wasn't meeting the tradies' standard of showing at least 5cm of bum crack when he bent over, so a little plastic surgery was required.



Sorry Phil, we were obviously on the same track, but you hadn't yet posted when I wrote mine.

Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
4 Apr 2014 12:35PM
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At the OH&S inquiry:

"I couldn't use the saw horses because they had too much timber piled up on them..."



da vecta
QLD, 2515 posts
4 Apr 2014 2:35PM
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This is just friggin plain stupidity. Where's their hi-vis shirts?

sboardcrazy
NSW, 8094 posts
4 Apr 2014 3:37PM
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HR ! Where's HR!???

FormulaNova
WA, 14922 posts
4 Apr 2014 1:00PM
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OHS 101:

What is wrong in this scene?

That's right, he shouldn't be using his other hand to retract the guard on the saw.

elmo
WA, 8780 posts
4 Apr 2014 1:13PM
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OHS 102

Why isn't that wood clamped in place?

ka43
NSW, 3082 posts
4 Apr 2014 4:16PM
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"Listen Sergei, you move and I'll tear you a new one!!"

Gestalt
QLD, 14507 posts
4 Apr 2014 3:18PM
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saw bum?

John340
QLD, 3257 posts
4 Apr 2014 3:38PM
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Hardcore aprentice initiation

John340
QLD, 3257 posts
4 Apr 2014 3:53PM
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Mark _Australia investigates when Lotawind explained he was full of sh1t

Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
4 Apr 2014 4:39PM
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You might feel something...

albers
NSW, 1739 posts
4 Apr 2014 8:06PM
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The latest ads for sawbent toilet paper were considered cutting-edge

Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
4 Apr 2014 6:31PM
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Being a human saw horse was a buzz at first, but quickly became a pain in the A...



Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
4 Apr 2014 11:49PM
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You could tell he was a kiter, because he had a circular sore on his arse.





mr love
VIC, 2376 posts
5 Apr 2014 12:08AM
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"It,s OK Victor, I have read the SOP"

Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
4 Apr 2014 9:11PM
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Just like windsurfing, the thrills really come when you start planing.






Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
4 Apr 2014 11:13PM
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STOPPPPPP!!!! I'm not wearing my safety goggles man...


Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
4 Apr 2014 11:14PM
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"...and when I'm finished I'm going to drill you from behind..."


Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
6 Apr 2014 11:37AM
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Freds medical insurance covers him for back surgery in Asia.

Mark _australia
WA, 22887 posts
6 Apr 2014 1:37PM
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Expert carpenter demonstrates the butt joint.

When he gets to dovetails and finger jointing it gets real interesting

FormulaNova
WA, 14922 posts
6 Apr 2014 8:02PM
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When Steve asked Jock to be a saw horse, he thought fair enough, but he thought the joke's on Steve, that saw blade is blunt!

FormulaNova
WA, 14922 posts
6 Apr 2014 8:04PM
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Brokeback carpentry. Can we do it right for you!

Mark _australia
WA, 22887 posts
6 Apr 2014 8:39PM
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"Man, my sawhorse is broken"

"wow Dude. Oh, figuratively speaking, or for real Dude?"

"for real Man, for real"

"well I could get down on all fours for you Dude...."

"let's keep this discussion about the saw horse Man......"

"oh yesh, sorry I know this is not the time to be talking about sex Dude..."

"I reckon we could just risk it, just this once Man..... Please, let me try.... I mean, I already have some butthurt issues Man"

"for shizzle Dude, it won't hurt as much as the witty barbs in the windsurf forum. They really make me ......."

"shhh Man don't cry. Now get down on all fours...."


Sandfoot
VIC, 569 posts
6 Apr 2014 11:17PM
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Windxtasy said..

Just like windsurfing, the thrills really come when you start planing.








gold mate gold

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
7 Apr 2014 11:20AM
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Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
7 Apr 2014 9:36PM
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Kev found that by combining his home renovation and vasectomy businesses he could maximise productivity...





Carantoc
WA, 7025 posts
7 Apr 2014 8:17PM
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Bourke puts his hammer back in his tool belt and goes to the next level.

Mark_Australia simultaneously applies the heal dent, torsion, compression, bending, ding and crack test.

Unfortunately, due to a language breakdown, he had inadvertently picked up a piece of laminEX, not a piece of laminATE.

It was around this time Mark_A learnt how to swear in Spanish.

Mark _australia
WA, 22887 posts
7 Apr 2014 9:21PM
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Carantoc wins..... 20-30x better than my caption.



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