The Easter Bunny had to get completely sauced to attend his son's, 'what my dad does' session at school
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Dam it kid. I'm the Easter bunny not Santa. Get off my lap.
1958: 'Easter Bunny' portraits become popular.
1959: Child psychologists' offices are invented
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As its Easter
Mum ! This in not a real Bunny :(
I want that one :)
Padbury Mining finally reveals the proposed equity investors for the Oakajee project.
Padbury shares closed down 3,000% at $0.00c
The candidates for the vacant NSW Premier position gather at the Liberal Party HQ.
It is rumoured that one candidate may become embroiled in an eggs-for-favours scandal
Realising that pound for pound a hare is the fastest animal on earth Macroscien adopts a new strategy for the GPSTC.
Macroscien then attempted to close the gap.
Little Johnny had never had his gap closed before.
Young Carantoc often got red thumbed.
At least the Easter Bunny gave him some chocolate afterwards.
Broadmeadows Primary School Production:
....having cast the roles of the Mad Hatter and the White Rabbit,
organisers were at a loss to understand why there were no little girls willing to audition for Alice.
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Now guess who is really under this Easter Bunny disguise ??Select to expand quoteCarantoc said..
Young Carantoc often got caught red thumbed handed.
At least there is some justice in this world. Cranatoc really was caught red handed, then possibly thumbed red with police battons,
some chocolate was afterwards indeed.
You bad Crantoc bunny, you will not be scaring kids anymore
Quick police action stopped Cranetoc serial offender impersonating Easter Bunny.
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At least there is some justice in this world. Cranatoc really was caught red handed, then possibly thumbed red with police battons,
some chocolate was afterwards indeed.
You bad Crantoc bunny, you will not be scaring kids anymore
Quick police action stopped Cranetoc serial offender impersonating Easter Bunny.
Hey Macroscien, you got any more ways of spelling "Carantoc"
Hey mum, I found this strange coloured creature with short ears and short teeth and no whiskers!
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From the director of "Bad Santa" comes "Bad Bunny"
You'll never think about Easter the same way.
"Mum. The Eveready Bunny's batteries need replacing again - his eyes keep rolling to the back of his head!!!"
Hope you all had a good Easter, maybe not quite as good as the bunny
The winning caption ( as opposed to comment ) is John340, well done John 
