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Caption Comp 371

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Created by greenleader > 9 months ago, 19 Apr 2015
greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
20 Apr 2015 12:05AM
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Go your hardest! Lol

LeStef
ACT, 514 posts
20 Apr 2015 12:10AM
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Ok, you take the East I take the West Wing.

TristanF
VIC, 230 posts
20 Apr 2015 12:49AM
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Lighten up Winston, we're all friends here.

decrepit
WA, 12463 posts
19 Apr 2015 10:51PM
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you've heard of the elephant in the room, well now we have something different!

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
20 Apr 2015 1:01AM
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"Oh, and speaking of Berlin.....who's up for a game of chicken?"

Stuthepirate
SA, 3590 posts
20 Apr 2015 12:34AM
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fellas-fellas-fellas
Germany is the problem here
It's Clucking obvious

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
20 Apr 2015 1:09AM
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Although Winston never publicly criticised Switzerland's neutral stance, relations soured after he chose their attire for the conference...

Jupiter
2156 posts
19 Apr 2015 11:54PM
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As you gentlemen knew...we Americans like our fried chickens...So I brought my own genetically modified chicken with me.

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
20 Apr 2015 4:01AM
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Who ordered the chook-o-gram?

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
20 Apr 2015 8:37AM
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Colonel Sanders brings news that the war has ended.

Stuthepirate
SA, 3590 posts
20 Apr 2015 9:32AM
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To get to the genocide

Carantoc
WA, 7019 posts
20 Apr 2015 8:05AM
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crakas tried to lighten up the mood at the first Heavy Weather forum

Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
20 Apr 2015 9:57AM
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Afternoon at the old men's home.


Most of the old men like to re-live their youth and pretend they were war heroes.

Lot-of-Wing likes to pretend he was a kite.


Cambodge
VIC, 851 posts
20 Apr 2015 12:02PM
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greenleader said..



See! Even back in the 1940s the powers-that-be were deliberately photoshopping to distract the sheeple from the truth.

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
20 Apr 2015 12:08PM
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So there's an Englishman, American and Russian sitting at a bar and a chick walks over to them and asks for a double entendre..........so they all give her one.

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
20 Apr 2015 4:26PM
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KFC advertising before television.?

John340
QLD, 3252 posts
20 Apr 2015 4:36PM
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albers
NSW, 1739 posts
20 Apr 2015 5:46PM
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Stalin: "Looks like Chicken Kiev is on the menu again guys"

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
20 Apr 2015 5:12PM
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After the WW2 hostilities had finished, ex French PM Marshal Henri Petain forgot to take off his uniform before going to the celebrations.
Churchill suggested he stand at the back.

"Why? What did I do?" Petain was heard to protest.

"Absolutely nothing" Winston replied.

baldrick
QLD, 146 posts
20 Apr 2015 10:23PM
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Would any of you gentlemen like a Paradise Pack?

Mark _australia
WA, 22875 posts
20 Apr 2015 8:35PM
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Little known fact that KFC in fact stands for Kiev Frankfurt Cologne for 3 of the most famous battles of WWII



terminal
1421 posts
20 Apr 2015 8:54PM
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Macroscien
QLD, 6808 posts
21 Apr 2015 12:04AM
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greenleader said..




I didn't know that Hitler was also present at the meeting

Jupiter
2156 posts
21 Apr 2015 12:58AM
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Are you wearing anything under that kinky chicken suit, Chicken man ?

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
21 Apr 2015 3:35PM
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Yalta: Climategate:

A polar bear disguised as a chicken sneaks in to disrupt proceedings.

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
21 Apr 2015 6:41PM
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At last.....meeting Colonel Sanders had always been on Henny Penny's bucket list....

Unfortunately for Henny Penny, she was also on Colonal Sander's bucket list.....


greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Apr 2015 11:11PM
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Ta Daa, and another caption comp draws to an end and there was no way i wanted to call this one on Anzac day so without further ado, the winner of Caption Comp 371 is John340 with his splendid recall of Plucka Duck and his wheel. Take it away John!
Stuthepirate was a bees dick away though.

John340
QLD, 3252 posts
27 Apr 2015 7:26AM
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Thanks Greenleader, I'll post later tonight

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
27 Apr 2015 1:20PM
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Churchill- I smoke cigars
Roosevelt- I smoke cigarettes.
Stalin- I chew Viagra gum.


Whoops too late....

Grinz
2 posts
28 Apr 2015 7:05PM
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LeStef said..
Ok, you take the East I take the West Wing.


What The Cluck. This is why the chicken dont cross the road



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