...it was about now that Prince Philip regretted starting the colon cleanse diet during the ceremony season...
Harry : "I can't help thinking about Carantoc's caption for Seabreeze.com.au Caption Comp 371'
Anne : 'Why yes it was a cracker wasn't it. The juxtaposition was quite sublime'
Charles : 'mmmm yes well, I didn't see it but that Carantoc is usually quite amusing'
Phillip : 'I saw it, yes it really was quite a rib tickler - for a commoner, pity he has such slitty eyes'
HM : 'Well, I was not amused. Like usual it horribulus, childish and purile and I am glad John340 won. John sounds like a mature young gentleman far more worthy of the realm'
Harry: "Auntie...Did you hear that ?"
Anne: "Stop it. I am trying to look regal."
Harry: "Sorry, Auntie, I try to close my left nostril to avoid breathing in too much of it."
Ann: "Too much of what, you idiot."
Harry: "Can't you get it? It is onion, steak and Brussle Sprouts again!"
Ann: "Hmmm...I think I can now. I think it has cheese of the 1900 vintage too."
Harry: "Sorry for being so rude, but I need to turn away for some fresh air, or I will die !".
Ann: "He he he...That would be tragic."
HM: "Jesus...What have I done to deserve this ?"
Only 10 posts in a week and no posts for over 24hrs, so I'll call it.
Good contributions from Waterloo, Albers and Not Wal on the obvious "better out than in" theme and a curiously disturbed contribution from Carantoc. However Windxtasy takes it for thinking outside the square and intricate voice and thought bubbles.
Take it away Anita and I wish you better luck than my meager offering