Caption Comp #375

i am not a racist.
White, brown, yellow - colour is unimportant to me. It's the contents of the envelope, not its colour that matters.

F.I.F.A.
Filthy Inhouse Filching Association.

If your the-president-of-a-corrupt-world-sporting-organisation-who-deliberately-mislead-investigators-and-receive-millions-of-dollars-of-bribes-from-governments-which-are-funded-by-tax-payers clap your hands

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da vecta said..

Go forth into the world in peace;
be of good courage;
hold fast that which is good;
render to no one evil for evil;
strengthen the fainthearted;
support the weak;
help the afflicted;
honour everyone;
love and serve the Game,
rejoicing in the power of the Round Ball;
and the blessing of Sepp almighty,
the Father, the Ball, and the Holy Net,
be among you and remain with you always. Amen.

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da vecta said..

"What ref! It wasn't me! Anyway, if you didn't see it, you can't penalise me!"

Hey waddaya worry about, we only do it every 4yrs

"I'm too old to be doing this sh!t"

I DOODED IT AND I DON'T CARE !!CKERS

The Beautiful Game - Run by a crook who knows nothing and supported by administrators feathering their own nests

I have been accused of running the most morally corrupt sport in the world.

Well, let me tell my friends...

Simon say's put your bribes in the bag

I'd love to chat, but I got to get out of here before the FBI arrives

I have now successfully made it onto Seabreeze caption comp so I therefore announce my retirement.

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I can't retire just yet. I have a pile of papers THIS BIG that I have to shred so they can't pin any thing on me.

Ok mate - I'll see what I can find.