And so the moray eel turns to the chicken a says "talk about freaky, this thing just started as a small bump on my tail."
[Okay the kid's arm looks like a moray]
When i grow up im gonna stuff two smokes in my ears and ram two up my nostrils and be smokin dude. Im already practicing.
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Einstein's solution to repeatedly being asked "Are you a boy or a girl?".
I'm warning you, don't mess with my chicken, he's lethal with a chain saw and he's not afraid to use it.
"Why, you ungrateful little bugger" (cluck, cluck cluck). "Do you know what I had to cross to get you that smoke?"
I'd like to see the ranger come and tell me I'm smoking in a public place and that my chook is off the lead !!
I'd just run away !!!
Historians discover the earliest evidence of sexting, a selfie Elton posted via Royal Mail showing his fag and his cock taken on his new ipinhole camera.
When lotofwind was 8 years old he had a pet chicken.
He loved that chicken so much he always wanted to be just like it when he grew up.
So ever since his poor chicken died lotofwind has tried and tried to be a cock.
In 2017 SUP is set to evolve yet again with the crazy new fad of SDSUPWACWSAR# set to take off.
Not since SUP yoga had the hardcore sport of SUP advanced so much.
#Sit Down Stand Up Paddle With A Chicken Whilst Smoking A Reefer
Foghorn Leghorn: “I say, boy, I say, boy, pay attention when I’m talkin’ to ya, boy - and stop blowing smoke in my face”
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henchman
: a trusted supporter who performs unpleasant, wrong, or illegal tasks for a powerful person (such as a politician or criminal).
You better make this photo look good or I'll set my Henchman onto you.
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Little Johnny and his favourite pet just before they disappeared.
Police suspect fowl play.
Select to expand quoteWaterloo said..
Colonal Sanders, the formative years...
Robbie Nash, the formative years......
Select to expand quoteWindxtasy said...
Little Johnny and his favourite pet just before they disappeared.
Police suspect fowl play.
Windxtasy winds with a good pun.
Though I did like Carantoc's effort because a lot of people agree with the sentiment. 
