He made a great start in life and followed the right path.
Later, became a kiter and was crucified.
The last picture (well, painting, no cameras back then) of when pole dancers still had a following. 
Merry Xmas to y'all ye sail pumpers. 
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And after much consideration, Noah exclaimed "f#*k it, Everyman for himself!".........he quietly hoped the forecast 40 days of rain on sea breeze was actually a lingering east coast low.......and would be accompanied by some wind!
Looks like Huckleberry Fin is perving at Little Bo Peeps arse while a bagpiper plays music for the birth of Robbie Naish.? (I am a bit worried what that Kiwi guy is doing with that sheep....)
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You are a little late goyish one, the baby Jesus has already signed with Hamashbir sails and Maahriv boards.
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WTF are we gonna do with that? If you haven't noticed Lake Bethlehem doesn't exactly get nuking winds, even the cursed kites they fall from the sky. Maybe if it had a foil on it there might be a chance but those don't get invented for another two thousand years...
Baby Jesus saw a photo of MyUserNam on Seabreeze, and thought... "She is a bit of a alright, innit ?" Then later on, he found out she is a windsurfer, he asked for a windsurfer so that he can hang out with her.
So if God invented windsurfing, who invented kite boarding?
Hint: It might be Slinky Redfoot
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Judas, playing second fiddle and being starved of the attention he and his kind so craved, would fester for the next 30+ years,
until finally he would be able to take it no longer.....
Select to expand quoteMark _australia said...
He made a great start in life and followed the right path.
Later, became a kiter and was crucified.
Fully capturing the spirit of Christmas goodwill to all men 
I hereby pronounce the winner...... Mark_australia.
Well done, over to you.
Select to expand quoteCambodge said..Mark _australia said...
He made a great start in life and followed the right path.
Later, became a kiter and was crucified.
Fully capturing the spirit of Christmas goodwill to all men I hereby pronounce the winner...... Mark_australia.
Well done, over to you.
Did you send Mark and email alerting him to the fact that he won?
Select to expand quoteWindxtasy said..Cambodge said..Mark _australia said...
He made a great start in life and followed the right path.
Later, became a kiter and was crucified.
Fully capturing the spirit of Christmas goodwill to all men I hereby pronounce the winner...... Mark_australia.
Well done, over to you.
Did you send Mark and email alerting him to the fact that he won?
Maybe this Mark guy doesn't look at these forums very often
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