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...and for his last wish, Mark_australia asked the oh so slightly hearing-impaired Genie for a freakan wet {censored}{censored} in the shower...
Pascal made sure to wash her pussy daily so it wouldn't smell her house out.
[nothing like stating the obvious but couldn't think of anything else]
^^^ is that Mrs Elmo, or one of the hordes you are beating off with a stick? 
(Ref: other thread when Don Juan Elmo is discussed)
Is this a crap pic with nowhere to go apart from the obvious pussy jokes? Do we need a new pic?
Or shall I call it early like in 24hrs?
I think it has potential but needs time to come up with a good caption and time is something we're a bit short on at present.
Now listen....
.......and listen good.
You've got one more chance.
When I count to 3, I'm gonna take my finger OUT.....
....and this time when I say catch that mouse, I expect you to catch that f@$#'n mouse,
.........or next time it'll be my THUMB you'll be dealing with.
Got it??
New to the Internet, Jonno signed up to a website when he read the ad for girls washing their pussy in the shower.
It wasn't quite what he thought it was going to be.
(P.S. don't call them too soon, a week is about right)
You think coming across a black cat is bad luck. Finding one in the shower is not much fun either.
The new Enjo shower cleaning glove,
Now with built in twin super bright dirt finding lights.
Lola knew something was wrong when she woke up with bright red hair.
Then the alien appeared while she was taking a shower...
Johnny was insecure enough about his lack of ability to pick up women. Seeing his pet cat Sam gettting more action than him pushed him over the edge
Roger the Cat was starting to wish he hadn't asked Santa for that Tickle Me Emo for Christmas....
Sure, she wasn't that bright...
.....but she was a comely lass and always keen to oblige.
"men sometimes ask you to do the strangest things," Bessie thought to herself, as she prepared to shave her pussie.
And the moral of the story kids is........ if you meet a girl with bright red hair in a bathing suit you are sure to end up with a wet pussy
josie and the wet pussie cat
freaky eyes and fur of black
someone call the r.s.p.c.a stat
josie and the wet pussie cat
.... and the winner is - Lotofwind for the Enjo glove! I also wondered where her hand had gone 
Over to Lotofwind
