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< Nice to see they kept it tethered to the ski in case it falls off
Before there was CGI, Optus had to resort to using the highly endangered Burmese Water Skiing Elephant for their commercials.
Not able to swim, this was sadly the reason they became extinct.
Elephant shouts to boat:
'Keep an eye out for me ski 'cause once we get gowin' I'll drop one'.
Big Bird and Snuffleupagus' extreme sports vacation was awesome.
Everyone had a great time except Oscar.
"Ok I'll do it, but if we win Funniest Home Vidoes, you owe me a bag of salted peanuts"
Before the Sydney Harbour Bridge was built, they used to have to transport the animals from Taronga zoo to the other side so that people could see them.
Elephant: "Hey guys, if give me a couple of minutes I'll be able to lighten the load so we can get this thing moving!"
[in low, slow voice]
Oh well, at least it's not kiteboarding. that would be really embarassing
Beware next time you see a large brown blob floating in the water.
It may not be a jellyfish.
"Oi fellas....you're gunna have to speed it up a bit if I'm going to try the high dangly thing with a twist.."
WHAAAAAT?? What do you mean i'm not on MTV's PUNK'd!!??
People actually wear this??
A 2000 kg elephant is standing on waterskiis, on the beach. The static friction of the skiis embedded in the sand is 1000N. What force would a speedboat need to generate to get the elephant moving?
Bonus point: draw the vector of forces generated by the boat in the picture
Before vertical bungy jumping was invented they had horizontal bungy jumping...it didn't take them long to realise this was a bad idea with an elephant on skis.
At Weymouth Speed Week the Belgians realised their mistake - African elephants have big ears, these Indian elephants have the small ears.
Desperate to turn the media conversation elsewhere Juliar took to Lake Burley Griffen.
If Abbott could make the front page in his budgie smugglers, just perhaps her ele-pants could upstage Rudd
Seaworld to take on Australia Zoo.
'Well', said Mr D. Olphin, Seaworld general manager 'we were looking for something more bizzare than Bindi Irwin, and we think we may have found it'
'You see we used to have a blonde shelia to go ski-ing with' said Bo Gan, owner of the worlds fastest ski-boat. 'but everytime she got wet she just rolled over.'
