Your budgie doesn't sing any more? It feels a bit cold, Tony. It may have taken her last breath a while a go, last Friday evening to be precise. She is an ex-budgie now ! She suffered from Methane gas poisoning, I reckon. You must have had spent way too much time down the coal mines. I know coal is good for humanity and jobs and all that...
The new treasurer and uniform monitor takes instruction from the whip.
"Is that right, a front wedgie for a tie infraction?"