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hardpole said..

With a start like that, I'm surprised VW didn't self-implode years ago...

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"and my grand plan is that with this we shall deceive das Americans"

The origins of VW's emission minimization strategy

Hitler: "This car looks as powerful as a man with only one testicle"

"You can't park here mate. You'll have to move or I'll book you."

Hitler made good use of his experience as a parking inspector when it came to ruthless world domination later on.

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hardpole said..

An early meeting of the ride sharing and world domination company Uber (then known as Ubermench) contemplate whether to use the VW or the Panzer as the basis of their strategy.

"yes Adolph I think this Beetle projects a nice friendly "lovey dovey" feel but the Panzer well...... who can resist" said Joseph Goebbels.

"...and who vould think ze Japs make a WRX motor that fit in it 40 years later ....."
"Fritz, sign zem up for our side"

When Adolf first saw it he punched Goebels, thus beginning the long-standing tradition of the "Slug Bug"

Let the people drive these. I'll stick to my Mercedes thanks.Hail me.

Hitler said to his chief engineer, Hans...

"My dear comrade, Hans, I really like this little beauty. It has good look A powerful engine Uses no water Over and above, it has a wind cheating shape. I bet those guys in the year 2015, over the US, would dearly love to learn about how to cheat !"

Mach mir ein Auto mit wem kann ich Stehsegeln gehen!!!!

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Marketing makes it happen.

(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)

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Waterloo said..

Beaglebuddy said..

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(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)

Wow, what exactly did you say to get banned for that long???

Maybe he is a rogue software engineer.

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hardpole said..

Waterloo said..

Beaglebuddy said..

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(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)

Wow, what exactly did you say to get banned for that long???

Maybe he is a rogue software engineer.

I posted a picture of a black man with the caption "Please help my uncle, nothing wrong with him he just looks like some BBQ ribs" remember that?
I have to be real careful about what I say now as the next suspension will likely be permanent I reckon. There is something different I would have like to have said about the VW but if I did that would be it for me.

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Mark _australia said..
^^^ ummm it was not a special gambling day, how insulting.
and how on earth is a 20 year old song referring to ummm interesting sex, by a German heavy metal band, even remotely applicable to this? Especially after entries closed lol
Or were you looking for an excuse to bring up your previous faux pas?


BTW it is a fkn ripper song. Gets a bit freaky in the live version.

That vid is pretty disgusting dude, shouldnt really be posting filth like that on a water sport forum like this ay.