The sarcastic guys at work are driving my head in. I own a Prius and they call me "petrolhead" ,grrr....
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Lucky he's not a red head....
....he'd just be 'adding fuel to the fire!' 
WARNING!!!
If you have plastic lenses your glasses could suffer irreparable damage if you try this trick!
When the petrol price eventually exceeded the price of French Champagne, they knew the winners ritual at the Formula 1 Grand Prix had to change.
Select to expand quoteThat feeling you get when you realise you don't have your Safeway 4 cents off discount voucher.
Select to expand quotethree days after i tried "nits be gone" treatment, they were fully gone and i stopped smoking too 
If someone doesn't post another entry soon, I'll have to pull the trigger.
Last call for entries!
Lots of great puns in this round, I really liked Mr Milk's "Don't do something fuelish" and Imax's "Goodbye fuel world".
I can relate to the feeling when you have forgotten your 4 cents off voucher, but I think the cleverest is "direct fuel injection when you are on a no carby's diet" . Take it away, Waterloo!
