Lord of the Imbeciles, Egotistical dikhead of the year, tries out his brand new Ezzy 5.8 and within 30 mintues completely destroyed the top two panels
How was this possible not even sailing in the ocaen, not even near a wave, not even near a reef??? How can any body destroy a sail on an estuary? How is this possible you say?????
Read: EGO
Ego first, I had to beat Elmo to shore, 46 going on 16, so I take the boat channel route so I can beat elmo, which is littered with channel markers with jaggered point edges on the top, photo to follow........
Then Read: Channel Marker
Dikhead of the year goes and crashes into channel marker with jaggered pointy bits on top. Not only does dikhead crash into channel marker but top of sail impales itself onto jaggered edges and is stuck, so only way to release sail is to further shred the panels
You come onto a forum and just do one tiny little brag about your holidays .................and............................KARMA............BANG................... Reality kicks in.................................... Life can still suck at times..................... Have had this inner glow after holidays which last night I managed to extinguish very quickly
welcome back to planet earth hardie.
what is it with u, elmo and grumps and new gear!!!!!!!!!
he he he ha ha ha cough cough splutter splutter he ha ha he ha... etc 
Sorry to hear of your loss, but that is a classic elmo-in'.
Did it punch through the sail so your rig was stuck on it like a kebab
Hardie, you have to better than me, I would be still out in the middle just boiling
even would have stayed out over night just in case I went bezerk!
No body coming within a bulls roar just in case I belted them with the first thing that came to hand. 
Hope you can get it sorted without too much ready's flowing out the door.
Mineral
Comrade Hardie
You have picture of impalement ?
Maybe sail on marker with board hanging in wind ?
I send you sail tape and vodka. Which order you using of them is up to you for choosing.
Just be thinking of many good sailing in Coros you just having... not thinking of ego related impalement !
Sorry to laugh and all.
One better
I wish i was throwing a fishing line on the bank and see ur impalement.
One good thing
At least you saw the marker.
I'm gald I'm providing some entertainment for you crew....... while I suffer in pain alone........
here's the Culprit:
seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=3242
Lets not feel too much for HardieWhat about the poor Ezzy sailDied far too young in its use[}:)]Would have had a good 4-5 years use if it wasnt for some schoolyard mental operator smashing into a channel marker
Now that would of been a good vid on u-tube
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Originally posted by hardie
here's the Culprit:
seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=3242
The question must be asked.
were you on the port or starboard side of the marker, depending on which direction you were going ... upstream or downstream, you may actually have a case against the council
Of course if you were on the incorrect side of the marker STFU (shut the .... up)
Question for all you budding comedians:
Was this a disapproving shake of the head or not?
Ize goez to the sail repairer this morning and explain what happened, and the reaction was as follows:
A dipping of the head, eye closure, then a subtle left to right roation movement of the head? Is that a disapproving shake or not? What else could it have been?
I would have thought you would have worked that out by now, seeing as it happens every time you open your mouth
only jokin, I remember you being sensible ..................... once
How did it actually happen?
I've felt like a right goose running into stationary objects -- moored boats, channel markers, poles... one moored boat I ran into had someone on deck as well
Was the internal dialogue something like this?
"Gotta get back before Elmo, I can take this shortcut, sure I can point higher than that marker, yep my board is pointing higher than the pole at least, hope the windward edge of my board clears it, oh **** forgot about the sail, here's a gust so I've got to sheet out..."
quote:
Originally posted by hardie
Question for all you budding comedians:
Ize goez to the sail repairer this morning and explain what happened, and the reaction was as follows:
A dipping of the head, eye closure, then a subtle left to right roation movement of the head? Is that a disapproving shake or not? What else could it have been?
Sorry to har of your loss hardie. But can't help snigger.
In wales we have a saying God punishes instantly
Who's turn next
Be nice to each other! 
quote:
Originally posted by nebbian
How did it actually happen?
I've felt like a right goose running into stationary objects -- moored boats, channel markers, poles... one moored boat I ran into had someone on deck as well
Was the internal dialogue something like this?
"Gotta get back before Elmo, I can take this shortcut, sure I can point higher than that marker, yep my board is pointing higher than the pole at least, hope the windward edge of my board clears it, oh **** forgot about the sail, here's a gust so I've got to sheet out..."
Comrade Hardie
IN mother Russia we have saying
I writing in Russian and see if Russian keyboard working on seabreeze
#1050;#1088;#1072;#1090;#1082;#1086;#1089;#1090;#1100; - #1089;#1077;#1089;#1090;#1088;#1072; #1090;#1072;#1083;#1072;#1085;#1090;#1072;
This meaning is brevity is of being the soul of wit
quote:
Originally posted by nebbian
How did it actually happen?
I've felt like a right goose running into stationary objects -- moored boats, channel markers, poles... one moored boat I ran into had someone on deck as well
Was the internal dialogue something like this?
"Gotta get back before Elmo, I can take this shortcut, sure I can point higher than that marker, yep my board is pointing higher than the pole at least, hope the windward edge of my board clears it, oh **** forgot about the sail, here's a gust so I've got to sheet out..."
Hardie, How embarrassment, You are a shame to our family, you make me sick, a genetic mutation obviously, how could I be related to you
Those channel markers are diabolical. I guess the pointy bits are for sticking into the bums of gulls and pelicans. I guess they wouldn't like that. What would Steve Irwin say?
