I found this on kiters site and found hilarious 
BTW that was in the contexts of the right of way quarry.....
From a distance it looks like that
She ( young kiter lady ) - was jumping high in the air with the aim to land on tip of his pole.
He ( older windsurf guy) - wasn't ready for such advances
She- getting more and more frustrated every time she missed
He -get almost heart attack ,and ask her to stop it
She - fingered him (remotely)
Guy- back off to take his medication
she - get back to impress her mates online
typical .....
next time my lady aim for granty, noble yacht to land on, which are plentiful on GC, not poor polies....
Select to expand quotestehsegler said..
can some translate all this into adult language?
not sure whats going this week, but the quality of forum posts have taken a nose dive
Select to expand quotestehsegler said..
can some translate all this into adult language?
You are not very accepting of people for whom English was not their first language. Grow up!
Select to expand quotestehsegler said..
can some translate all this into adult language?
You are trying to read too much of it.
So just imagine:
Kitesurfer trying to jump over windsurfer passing below.
That is exactly what happen 
Select to expand quoteMistral Nick said..stehsegler said..
can some translate all this into adult language?
You are not very accepting of people for whom English was not their first language. Grow up!
That's too funny... English is actually Stehsegler's 3rd or 4th language
if you count Martian which he has been known to speak after 3 to many Schnapps English would be his 5th... Along with bull$h!t
