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So much quieter than jet skis

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Created by Wineman > 9 months ago, 8 Dec 2016
Wineman
NSW, 1412 posts
8 Dec 2016 10:12PM
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So he arrives at Kyeemagh (Botany) in Toyota Yaris, takes up 2 spaces and unload a big hunk of plastic - spreading it out just where I am rigging.
"What's that?"
"Bro, it's a big muvva floating lounge chair" "It's worf free grand"
With his mate and girlfriend gets out a petrol leaf blower and funnel and after much f'en this and that, it gets inflated. Finish with little electric pump.
Then a harem of beauties in bikinis turn up and carry down to the water e

We sit there waiting for the 30kt seabreeze to pick it up and fly.
Funniest thing for a while.

(Photo by Nigel - cos h'e good at that sh^t)





clarence
TAS, 979 posts
9 Dec 2016 1:13AM
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Don't knock the wogs dude.

If chicks in bikinis dig it that much, I'll buy one myself.

Three grand well spent.

Magic Ride
719 posts
9 Dec 2016 3:06AM
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what a comfy looking thing. that would be fun to relax in between sessions. Stock it with boos. They should have those available for rent along the beach.

Cambodge
VIC, 851 posts
9 Dec 2016 8:47AM
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Would love to see how they go in 30 knots

Magic Ride
719 posts
9 Dec 2016 6:06AM
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Heck, put 2 little 5 foot sails on the thing. One on the very front and the other in the very back. The sails would work on one mainsheet, that work in sinc with the other. Add a small lil rudder and a shallow built in keel. Call it the inflatable, low profile lounging sailboat. It would sail real slow with all the bikini babes out for show!!

Paddles B'mere
QLD, 3586 posts
9 Dec 2016 8:21AM
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Jeff Irvin, I think the wineman has found the new Elanda Point mooring pontoon. This is way better than a rock tied to a bucket with a lid, imagine how many boards and rigs you could tie to this puppy.

whippingboy
WA, 1104 posts
9 Dec 2016 7:54AM
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I think I want one

seadooinflatableisland.com/index.html

For 3 grand that must of included the optional females

Haircut
QLD, 6483 posts
14 Dec 2016 7:57PM
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i suspect you'll recognise the people and craft in an up and coming episode of bangboat

Imax1
QLD, 4863 posts
26 May 2017 7:27PM
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clarence said..
Don't knock the wogs dude.

If chicks in bikinis dig it that much, I'll buy one myself.

Three grand well spent.


that's a four to one chick dood ratio , ill pay $ 6000

Imax1
QLD, 4863 posts
26 May 2017 7:29PM
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Magic Ride said..
what a comfy looking thing. that would be fun to relax in between sessions. Stock it with boos. They should have those available for rent along the beach.



Stock it with boos ... is that a hi fi speaker ?
Like fully sick

jn1
SA, 2516 posts
26 May 2017 8:13PM
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I can imagine it making news.abc.net.au when it gets sucked into an A380 engine. "OMG It's worf free grand !"



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