So he arrives at Kyeemagh (Botany) in Toyota Yaris, takes up 2 spaces and unload a big hunk of plastic - spreading it out just where I am rigging.
"What's that?"
"Bro, it's a big muvva floating lounge chair" "It's worf free grand" 
With his mate and girlfriend gets out a petrol leaf blower and funnel and after much f'en this and that, it gets inflated. Finish with little electric pump.
Then a harem of beauties in bikinis turn up and carry down to the water 
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We sit there waiting for the 30kt seabreeze to pick it up and fly.
Funniest thing for a while.
(Photo by Nigel - cos h'e good at that sh^t)
Don't knock the wogs dude.
If chicks in bikinis dig it that much, I'll buy one myself.
Three grand well spent.
what a comfy looking thing. that would be fun to relax in between sessions. Stock it with boos. They should have those available for rent along the beach.
Heck, put 2 little 5 foot sails on the thing. One on the very front and the other in the very back. The sails would work on one mainsheet, that work in sinc with the other. Add a small lil rudder and a shallow built in keel. Call it the inflatable, low profile lounging sailboat. It would sail real slow with all the bikini babes out for show!!
Jeff Irvin, I think the wineman has found the new Elanda Point mooring pontoon. This is way better than a rock tied to a bucket with a lid, imagine how many boards and rigs you could tie to this puppy.
I think I want one 
seadooinflatableisland.com/index.html
For 3 grand that must of included the optional females 
i suspect you'll recognise the people and craft in an up and coming episode of bangboat
Select to expand quoteclarence said..
Don't knock the wogs dude.
If chicks in bikinis dig it that much, I'll buy one myself.
Three grand well spent.
that's a four to one chick dood ratio , ill pay $ 6000
Select to expand quoteMagic Ride said..
what a comfy looking thing. that would be fun to relax in between sessions. Stock it with boos. They should have those available for rent along the beach.
Stock it with boos ... is that a hi fi speaker ?
Like fully sick
I can imagine it making news.abc.net.au when it gets sucked into an A380 engine. "OMG It's worf free grand !" 
