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This is my only choice...lol

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Created by summerday > 9 months ago, 11 Oct 2016
summerday
WA, 2 posts
11 Oct 2016 9:53AM
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I came from a not rich family and did not go to college because of lacing of enough money to afford the fees for university. My girlfriend wanted to break up with me, she thought I have no good job, no good salary. I was upset and heard of someone get a good job with a fake diploma. I decided to have a try.
I bought a fake University degree from the? website: http:[redacted]
with the help of the fake degree, Luckily I get a wonderful job in a big company. ?Thanks godness, my girl friend and I finally make up with each other. In addition, if you have any interest, you can also contact directly to the service staff.
Buy degree, buy diploma, make diploma, make degree.
By skype: [redacted]
or E-mail: [redacted]
QQ: [redacted] Hope everybody have a great job and have a bright future. :)

Stuthepirate
SA, 3589 posts
11 Oct 2016 12:35PM
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Sounds like your a bit of a loser mate. What's your girlfriends name?

Jupiter
2156 posts
11 Oct 2016 10:56AM
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I bought a dozen of those diplomas 10 years ago too. Now I am just content to hang around the Seabreeze waiting for my first job interview. Thank goodness for your update. I think I still got a chance !

evlPanda
NSW, 9202 posts
11 Oct 2016 2:32PM
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I used this website about five years ago when I too was lacing enough money to afford the fees for university ...which my government was giving to me for the free. I decided to become a Doctor in the Electrical Engineering!!! With the help of the fake degree, Luckily I get a wonderful job in a big company. ? Thanks godness!

But that is not the end of my story.

I got a big job in the Europe country and I was made to with designing the safety gear on the public transport. I was to make the buses. My good first job was for the Air Bus A330.

I was very of confused with all the complicated drawings and words but because of my top fake degree nobody could tell! And as a harvard graduate they gave me my own bathroom. Again, thanks godness because I could not find a hole to **** in anywhere and nobody nows.

Then the big day came when my bus safety system goes on the bus and the people are using it. I got many handshakes and everybody is admiring my top fake degree on my wall and knowing it is why I am in the big company with my own bathroom. And after a few years there is not one single bus accident and everybody gets to market OK and I am very proud and my parents and animals are all very proud too.

My girlfriend even says she misses me and that my top diploma makes me sexy man again. Now we have time for sex almost every day.

And then I hear on the newspapers that a bus of mine that I did crashed into the sea. At first i am being very confused because i don't know how the bus gets into the sea but then I see that in the europe country they have wings on the bus so it can drive very high. And then i am being told to be very sad because my safety system does nto know if it is to go up or to go down and i did not think this was important on a bus so i did go party time instead.

In the end my top diploma was responsible for the deaths of 228 people.

I now have a masters degree in medicine and three girlfriends and two the donkeys.

Jupiter
2156 posts
11 Oct 2016 2:16PM
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Stuthepirate said..
Sounds like your a bit of a loser mate. What's your girlfriends name?


Pauline.

Obelix
WA, 1096 posts
11 Oct 2016 2:40PM
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"Laser Printer University" ..

Wasn't there a Joondalup shire CEO who attended that one? Once discovered he was sacked.
Then he sued the shire, and instead of ending up in jail, he settled the court case, the rumour is, 1/2 a million for "unfair dismissal".
So by all means, keep printing...

mineral1
WA, 4564 posts
12 Oct 2016 1:31PM
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Obelix said..

"Laser Printer University" ..

Wasn't there a Joondalup shire CEO who attended that one? Once discovered he was sacked.
Then he sued the shire, and instead of ending up in jail, he settled the court case, the rumour is, 1/2 a million for "unfair dismissal".
So by all means, keep printing...


Correct the system sucked as far as the rate payers were concerned. A work colleague was the person who took this crook on. Got rid of him in the end, but took some huge effort, off sided with some of the then movers and shakers in government circles.
Once in positions of CEO levels, its bloody difficult to remove them without massive cost.
work colleague took him on, because he disliked shonks in government



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