That tragic moment (we've all been through it) when Hot Russian Brides.com stuffs your order, only sending 4 naked women....
What I worry is going to happen when my 14year old daughter asks "can I stay over at Beckys house?".
Dave's party trick of "speaking to god on the porcelain telephone" was wearing a bit thin with the ladies
Cottlesoe council separation rules at Dutchies made it hard for the only straight Kiter to join the party
Because I have a Ninja Eagle eye , I've noticed the girl at the back is clothed and not in the spa but leaning over it from the outside. The part that confuses me is who owns the body part under her that is in the spa ?
Yeah ..... see.....aliens
Im going to bed now .........
Level 4 water restrictions have lead to dissapointment in the bath, fish tank and toilet.....damn that El Ni?o.......and no wind to boot!
just before passing out, James had a sinking feeling that he'd mistakenly put the rohypnol in his own drink and the E in the girls' drinks...
In an ironic twist both the SSM survey "yes" and "no" campaigns ran exactly the same ad on the final night.
Both seemed to have a point but nobody could see what it was.
Ding dong dell pussy's in the well
who pulled her out little johnny stout .
i told him to stick to orange juice but he wouldn't hear me out .