Ok, spill the beans Sam. Who didn't return a G'day, parked in your spot, snaked your chop, let down your tyres, didn't help when you had equipment failure, sprayed you when sailing past, used you as a gybe marker, acted like an a/hole when sailing past not once, not twice, but 10 times when you were slugging and they were fully lite up, called you slow, pulled your windscreen wiper blades up as a funny prank, left a funny note under your car's wiper blade about the enjoys of 1km walks of shames, being litter bug and leaving mast tape in the rigging area. Not following surfing rules, not following sailing rules. Being a kook and face planting in the comp zone causing a blockage and feeding the ****** seagulls at Sems and everybody's gear/car getting shat on......... It's not me is it ? 
WTF. I really struggle to understand and or find meaning in some of your posts J. What have you been taking? I'm sure it's not you though.
