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A big shed

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Created by Bento > 9 months ago, 16 May 2011
Bento
WA, 74 posts
16 May 2011 2:33PM
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Every man needs a shed
a big shed
not for the wife and kids
yours only
preferably detached from the house
great for poker with the mates and all your gear
this is mine



doggie
WA, 15849 posts
16 May 2011 2:53PM
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And you must NEVER let your wife/girlfriend clean it, EVER!!

Gizmo
SA, 2865 posts
16 May 2011 4:32PM
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Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
16 May 2011 6:09PM
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MAN CAVE!!!

--Which requires a couch or some form of seating device in poor condition, yet must be comfortable - not valued at over $5.23.

--A bar fridge - that can keep beers just off freezing temp!

--TV (32-52inch) - obviously now has to be digital - can't use a set top box though as there's no room in the man cave for tech issues (Hi def optional).

--Pool table, foosball, pinball machine or whatever takes your fancy.

--Weight set - bench etc - slowly rusting in the corner.

--Card table, including card decks, chips etc.

--Radio (for when the half-full beer can hits/smashes the telly - can still hear the score).

--Home brew kit.

--Can crusher mounted cleverly so that the can drops througha shute & straight into recycle bin (we blokes do our bit for the environmenty thingo).

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
16 May 2011 4:20PM
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Sailhack said...

MAN CAVE!!!

--Which requires a couch or some form of seating device in poor condition, yet must be comfortable - not valued at over $5.23.

--A bar fridge - that can keep beers just off freezing temp!

--TV (32-52inch) - obviously now has to be digital - can't use a set top box though as there's no room in the man cave for tech issues (Hi def optional).

--Pool table, foosball, pinball machine or whatever takes your fancy.

--Weight set - bench etc - slowly rusting in the corner.

--Card table, including card decks, chips etc.

--Radio (for when the half-full beer can hits/smashes the telly - can still hear the score).

--Home brew kit.

--Can crusher mounted cleverly so that the can drops througha shute & straight into recycle bin (we blokes do our bit for the environmenty thingo).




Couch should only be found on council pick up days

Bar fridge should be a free one that still works from the 70s

Im starting to think an internet connection over TV these days

Pin ball, the way to go here

Weight set ???? good for resting and hanging sh!t on

A good card table with a awesome set of weighted chips is the only way to go [}:)] [}:)]

Radio with iPod dock, gotta have your fave tunes

Its up to you but just by the beer or better yet get your mates to bring it

I like stubbies

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
16 May 2011 4:23PM
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A few out of date calendars with rude pictures
Lot of junk collected over the years that is too good to put in the bin
Shelf for the items that the missus want me to fix
Space for the items that are really important to fix (RC plane, RC car, boat parts etc....)
Lock on the inside of the door
Shelf with 127 stubbies holders

Bento
WA, 74 posts
16 May 2011 4:36PM
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yep love it
love my rusty weight bench collecting dust
love the beer fridge
love the remote control car sitting in the corner
love that work/tool bench

the shed is ours, never to be taken by the Mrs.

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
16 May 2011 4:59PM
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My space is in the garage, have a small block with no shed, once the MRS asked me why I never cleaned my tools, just stared at her and said nothing.... few days later I did some work on her car so I got all my spanners and greasy tools in the dishwashing machine and ran a 85c cleaning round. She saw me taking the tools out when was cleaned and she nearly killed me....... never asked silly questions about tools ever again![}:)][}:)][}:)]

subasurf
WA, 2153 posts
16 May 2011 5:17PM
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What the ****?

no one has mentioned anything to do with fishing gear or surfboards...

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves

japie
NSW, 6868 posts
16 May 2011 7:38PM
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doggie said...

And you must NEVER let your wife/girlfriend clean it, EVER!!


If you have no wife or girlfriend you do not need a shed. The drawback is the house begins to look like what your shed would if you had a girlfriend or wife.

Mark _australia
WA, 22377 posts
16 May 2011 5:41PM
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I wanna know how yous top fibreglass dust getting on all that crap, or weld slag dropping on the couch.

The back patio is man-space and the shed is for building stuff - or the other way around. A bloke needs 2 areas

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
16 May 2011 9:36PM
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Mark _australia said...

I wanna know how yous top fibreglass dust getting on all that crap, or weld slag dropping on the couch.

The back patio is man-space and the shed is for building stuff - or the other way around. A bloke needs 2 areas


+1

Saw dust
Plastic bits
Metal shavings

None of these make a couch comfortable...

SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
16 May 2011 9:49PM
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can I come and hang in one of your sheds ? because i cant get inside mine because of all the good " it will come in handy one day" stuff .

landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
16 May 2011 8:20PM
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Mark _australia said...

I wanna know how yous top fibreglass dust getting on all that crap, or weld slag dropping on the couch.

The back patio is man-space and the shed is for building stuff - or the other way around. A bloke needs 2 areas

thank you mark, I was starting to wonder what all these "blokes" were talking about with all the crap they are putting in thier sheds.
the back verandah is the place for all that crap, its also the place where all "her" stuff that she wants storing should be put, that way it can dissapear or rot without cluttering the shed.
theres certainly no room in a proper shed for a TV, or a couch, thats why they invented milk crates

japie
NSW, 6868 posts
16 May 2011 10:30PM
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SandS said...


can I come and hang in one of your sheds ? because i cant get inside mine because of all the good " it will come in handy one day" stuff .


You have to learn to purge Sands, only then will you be truly free My house mate is a magpie and has very many of what he truly only needs one of.

He is my best mate but **** he has taken Murphy's Law of Flat Surfaces to Olympian levels!

Get rid of it all, then you can go when you want to. All you need is two kites, two sets of lines, a board, harness and wetsuit, 1 towel, your dog, fishing rods and some clothes.

Clothes can be kept to an absolute minimum. Down in Nowra recently the lace up shoes that were given me to me by a friend who wanted me to go to Eastwood Rugby club five years ago and thongs were not in order, sadly failed on me. I got an absolute bargain in Vinnies for five bucks. I reckon they would have cost close to eighty new.

They do not wear out as I try not to wear shoes.

busterwa
3777 posts
16 May 2011 8:33PM
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machinery chainblocks are your friend !!!etc welders and a 2 and a half tonne universal milling machine .!!!! looking at getting a lathe .
Wear shoes in the shed at all times

i wouldn't call a shed anything under 40 foot in length.

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
16 May 2011 9:07PM
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Mark _australia said...

I wanna know how yous top fibreglass dust getting on all that crap, or weld slag dropping on the couch.

The back patio is man-space and the shed is for building stuff - or the other way around. A bloke needs 2 areas


Man it would suck if you had all these hobbies and not enough room to play.

Mark _australia
WA, 22377 posts
16 May 2011 9:16PM
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Chris6791 said...

Mark _australia said...

I wanna know how yous top fibreglass dust getting on all that crap, or weld slag dropping on the couch.

The back patio is man-space and the shed is for building stuff - or the other way around. A bloke needs 2 areas


Man it would suck if you had all these hobbies and not enough room to play.




Well I am downsizing to smaller garage :-(

Maybe I'll just need to be neater

FlickySpinny
WA, 657 posts
16 May 2011 9:23PM
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japie said...


Get rid of it all, then you can go when you want to. All you need is two kites, two sets of lines, a board, harness and wetsuit, 1 towel, your dog, fishing rods and some clothes.

Clothes can be kept to an absolute minimum. Down in Nowra recently the lace up shoes that were given me to me by a friend who wanted me to go to Eastwood Rugby club five years ago and thongs were not in order, sadly failed on me. I got an absolute bargain in Vinnies for five bucks. I reckon they would have cost close to eighty new.

They do not wear out as I try not to wear shoes.


Awesome. Just awesome. Full marks.

bjw
QLD, 3620 posts
17 May 2011 9:14AM
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It's not the rules, but it will always smell like wet smelly wetsuit.

knigit
WA, 319 posts
17 May 2011 7:24AM
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Mark _australia said...

I wanna know how yous top fibreglass dust getting on all that crap, or weld slag dropping on the couch.

The back patio is man-space and the shed is for building stuff - or the other way around. A bloke needs 2 areas


Agreed, and the drinking should stay out of the shed and on the patio. Just "tinkering" in the shed after a few beers ended up with a minor power tool incident and severed nerves in my left index finger. Had only had 2 beers but gave myself a hell of a fright and still have no feeling in the tip of the finger.

Will still have a bevvy while cleaning the fishing gear or servicing the lawnmower etc but I won't use anything more potentially dangerous than a paintbrush if I've had a beer.

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
17 May 2011 7:28AM
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The only essential item that every shed must have is a SOLID workbench, with a vice attached.

Everything else is just gravy

cisco
QLD, 12326 posts
17 May 2011 9:56AM
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felixdcat said...

My space is in the garage, have a small block with no shed, once the MRS asked me why I never cleaned my tools, just stared at her and said nothing.... few days later I did some work on her car so I got all my spanners and greasy tools in the dishwashing machine and ran a 85c cleaning round. She saw me taking the tools out when was cleaned and she nearly killed me....... never asked silly questions about tools ever again![}:)][}:)][}:)]


Way to go Felix. LOL

cisco
QLD, 12326 posts
17 May 2011 10:10AM
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nebbian said...

The only essential item that every shed must have is a SOLID workbench, with a vice attached.

Everything else is just gravy


You have nailed it there nebbs. This is mine. All steel and dynabolted to the floor.



Cassa
WA, 1305 posts
17 May 2011 8:26AM
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cisco said...

nebbian said...

The only essential item that every shed must have is a SOLID workbench, with a vice attached.

Everything else is just gravy


You have nailed it there nebbs. This is mine. All steel and dynabolted to the floor.






Please tell me you dont drink that vinegar in the 4xxxx bottle!!
Got to be a mates eh?

bjw
QLD, 3620 posts
17 May 2011 11:03AM
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I luv the single wheel. Just in case you need a wheel that size! Good work.

The womens movement has developed and men has drifted out of the limelight.
I actually had to date women to get laid, but in a perfect world I'd prefer the caveman "clonk" method.

loverboy
WA, 614 posts
17 May 2011 9:40AM
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My shed has a solid workbench, loud stereo and most of my toys (surfboards, kite gear, bmx, mountain bikes, skateboards)

The couch, pinball machines and bar fridge ended up taking over the dining room along with my homage to my childhood...



Sheds are for building stuff and bike maintenance etc...pinball and bar fridges belong in the house- and yes I do have a very understanding lady....

patsken
WA, 705 posts
17 May 2011 10:15AM
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cisco said...

nebbian said...

The only essential item that every shed must have is a SOLID workbench, with a vice attached.

Everything else is just gravy


You have nailed it there nebbs. This is mine. All steel and dynabolted to the floor.









WWAAAAYYYY too neat to be a real shed....

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
17 May 2011 10:19AM
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japie said...

doggie said...

And you must NEVER let your wife/girlfriend clean it, EVER!!


If you have no wife or girlfriend you do not need a shed. The drawback is the house begins to look like what your shed would if you had a girlfriend or wife.


Oh happy days!!!!!

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
17 May 2011 10:28AM
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cisco said...

nebbian said...

The only essential item that every shed must have is a SOLID workbench, with a vice attached.

Everything else is just gravy


You have nailed it there nebbs. This is mine. All steel and dynabolted to the floor.





The door blocked by the bench is where you keep the wife? very handy!

busterwa
3777 posts
17 May 2011 11:42AM
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Got hold of an open fireplace off of gumtree (1000 bucks) never used but sat outside so i refurbished it to go into ma new home ;-) turned out a treat ...
You can save alot of $$$$ If you have a good shed.



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