^^ I gave you a green to counter-balance the deluge I knew was coming 
Even though I wasn't sure if you were serious or not. 
Of all the many many tabs this thread has inspired me to open, the one that has moved me most tonight, made me watch from start to finish, is a man who was an amateur poet in the 60's. He realised that he needed to become a singer if he was ever going to get any money or pussy. In the 60's he was truly woeful, although some of the hippies took a notice due to his clever wordcraft. He took 30-odd years to get decent at music and since then has just become amazing - the older he gets the better he is. A man who can't live much longer, let alone perform much longer, will be a loss to the world.
^^^^^^^Kiteboy, I couldn't be serious could I ? I mean it's a catchy song but please. 20 years ago I was working security at Darling Harbour when Billy Ray was playing at the Entertainment Centre. I have wondered what the hell he would play for 2 hours. Achy Breaky Heart 20 times ?
my pearl jam story..
living on the east coast, went to the mardi gras with my brother, met three chicks from the west coast over to check out syd, my bro in law was a (is, you're into that thing) a schit hot dj doing clubs, take girls on a vip tour of syd clubs at night and the beautiful sights of the south coast by day, invite us to visit west coast to return favour, end up in family van park in prevely for a week, on site cabin, staying next door is the ved, sit round a campfire listening to stories and uke tunes...
