If' you've got something negative to say put it down here. (Please don't post anything positive here)
I'll start it off:
fourdollarsfiftyfucoff
No way am I going to pay that for a take away coffee.
hhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhaaaaa... oops sorry adolf .
here you go 
[}:)][}:)]
i'm dissatisfied with my job/sex life/penis size/gigantic TV/pizza topping...etc
its all the fault of [insert latest scape goat minority group as identified by channel 9] and i won't stand for it anymore.
i'm going to do something constructive about the unaustralian behaviour of these bloody [migrants/refugees/people who don't think like me] by posting my grievances on a wind sports forum.....
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Opinions are like a$$hole$, everyone has one
Oh man when are the S, SE, E, NE, or N gona start again.
"fourdollarsfiftyfucoff" - that's gold ! I agree.
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I don't like numptie head drivers ! ....
For example - everyone is cruising at say 30km, two cars need to "legally merge" into a string of four cars.... (the zipper merge, I think it is called, and the law says you must give way to let them in?).... anyway, you can almost guarantee that 1 numptie head driver will attempt to cut at least one of them off, by closing the gap....
Accelerate hard to close the gap, and them jab hard on the brakes to let them in, because there's no where else to go.... ! What's the point of that !
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Some cyclists have a death wish !! Riding slowly 2 a breast, around country bends.... If a driver is having 1 moment of fun in a sports car, hugging the corners, a car can come up so fast, that it is potentially "curtains" for the cyclists.... Know when to hold em, know when to fold em... - know when to ride in single file....
I cycle with discretion.... I use my mountain bike, and avoid tarmac at all costs !!
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Cycling in the dark.... Riding 2 a breast with new school High Beam Cycling Lights. From a distance the pair of you look like an approaching car.... But it not until we close that I realise you are going slow, and are actually 2 cyclists.... Confusion can be created in the drivers mind....
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A full blown cycling paleton in the dark - the other morning I went past a pack of about 20 cyclists in the dark, and they all had so much lighting that it was "freaking daylight quality lighting", combining all the lamps on heads and on the bikes..... It was actually impressive to see....
should be $33-i remember when
Religion sucks except Pastafarian! Love The Flying Spaghetti Monster or be damned!
Beer & (.).) 
non hirsute cyclists ...(leg shavers...WTF aerodynamic?i don't think so ...easier to massage..maybe if you are in the tour and have a personal masseuse..less infection..that's the least of your dramas if you come a cropper ...)why?
