Eftpos Minimum spends.
ok so 5 dollars isnt too much to ask for a minimum spend, but ive seen some at 20 dollars! that is just rediculous! 
I hate "Greenie" shopping bags that all in South Aust need to use... They appear to breed in the boot of the car [F#*kn bags]
The lazy people that just get up at HJ's, Macas or the food court and leave the tray of rubbish on the table for others to cleanup. [my missus thinks it should be done by the employed cleaning staff so that the table can be wiped of any crumbs and sticky spills]
I hate lycra boys that insist on riding in the middle of the lane , blocking traffic and parading around at the local coffee shop. I also hate fat chicks that insist on wearing lycra bike pants uuuuugh.
I hate rude rich snobs that think thier above everyone else and try anid push in front of me at the shops. " Oi mate, piss off" .
People who pull up about 10m short at traffic lights and then creep up a few feet at a time until the light goes green. Then usually sit there for a few seconds before moving off 
People who change lanes into an on ramp on the freeway, right next to the "lane ends in 500m" or whatever, sign, to push in 10 cars up
Road tolls
Our street still has christmas decorations and lights up.
People who grab their little dog up, when I walk towards them with a shepherd smiling and wagging it's tail.
People who still throw cigarette butts out the window (all cars have ashtray standard- even cars as old as me)
People who cushion and pamper others who need to learn for themselves
This one is aggrevating every time and makes my blood boil: when overtaking someone and they then speed up - makes me want to push them off the road...
People who are inconsiderate to elderly people
Litter bugs
commonsence which is rarely used
cruelty to animals
and a favorite is the way politicians use every tactic to keep us in the dark, f@*kin 'A'. Money hungry, short sighted pricks....
This is Brads girlfriend havin a whinge..... hi everyone
p.s. Greenie, your comment is gold
Media tyre pumpers Those that get on and start pumping up their own or some other media losers tyre in the industry Typical was the blow in from the USA Oprah ....... Was surprised some of those tyres didn’t explode they got that much pumping.
I call them Menzels. (A tyre inflation device that was fitted to a petrol engine in a spark plug hole and used that cylinder to inflate tyres. Self inflation device)
So MENZELS is a comen term I use to describe 99% of the media losers we have in Aus right now.
The clock/radio alarm going off Monday morning.
Mowing the lawn.
Getting ripped off and bad service from grease monkeys.
Nathan and Nat on Nova.
Telstra, they don't want to know you untill you leave.
Commonwealth bank, usually first to put up intrest rates and introduce new fees.
The owners of dogs that crap on your lawn.
When ya walk a few hundred metres down the beach to a lesser peak to avoid the crowd only to have two jokers come and sit within six feet of ya. There goes the serenity.
I hate people that hit and yell at thier kids or dog in public causing a scene,,, gees it makes us all feel uncomfortable- Just STFU allready
My pet hate is customers that i spend the whole day tripping over, getting in my road . i even have idiots trying to climb the ladder with me. i politlely told one the other day that the ladder was only rated for 120kg & i didnt think it was safe with me on it & his 300kg too & then when i ask for the money because i want to go they disapear & make me stand around waiting for no reason .dont they understasnd works finished pay up its sailing time. Or the freakning idiots who want the job changed at the last min .Try this with an indian accent .No im very sorry but you must build the job twice as big now. (for the same money)WTF am i supposed to do there pull a new carport out of my ass . i think i just hate customers now .
nah its more annoying when they give advice about something they know nothing about and try to convince everyone they know everything about everything.
AEROSOL CANS WHICH RUN OUT OF PUFF BEFORE STUFF.[}:)]
I had a can of puncture repair for bike puncture - lugged it for nearly 2 years when it came time to spit it out - no puff -- grrr.
So bike tyre punctures is right up there too.
Any time the phrase "More haste less speed" comes in to your mind - I might know that but need for speed can be paramount at times.
On a brighter note (now the kids have a right of reply 
)- trying to stop larfing when the choice phrases (noo not 4 letter meaningless nouns/verbs) you have dished out to the kids - come right on back - what is worse - when it is appropriate.
Right upto date - How habit forming the BOM radar display is right now R A I N!!!
(In particular - 256 km Brisbane (Mt Stapylton) Radar Loop)
Driving peeves is a thread all to it-self - it starts with the steering wheel automatically instilling the user with "Best driver of the year award"!!
Here we go...
Usss Alll HAYYve a NIcesome dayy nooww
AP
People ****ing in and around cars parks walk down the track a bit and use the trees, suprising how long toilet papper takes to breakdown.
Yeah and breaking stick in middle of a fill
telecommunication companys, they are in the business of communication but i am yet to speak to a real person and I've waited a long time trying!
My family stickers,I don't need to know if the husband surfs,plays golf,wife shops.
Kids ride skateboards or play netball and dogs,cats,gold fish ffs
Clubbies who play around in the surf betwen the flags on their big asse boards whilst the beach is busy. Yet if u go within 50m of it on a short baord or SUP they go nuts on the speaker at you.
I understand that hard objects are not ideal between the flags when people are swimming so why the farrrrrrk can the clubbies do it?????? One wd think they should know better.
