You know sh!t that gets on your t!ts, and makes you curse when nobody sees you.
#1: stupid posts made by people who can't spell, like this.
#2: those losers who get in the lift and do a big halitosis sigh... big breath out... WTF!
#3: those farkers who get in the fast lane for no apparent reason other than to drive slow... I really hope if they get to see the pearly gates somebody jumps in front and slows them down to eternity.
over to you.
Yanks and their speech:
"I could care less" NO you fkn retards, it is "I couldn't care less". Think about it.
Kansas vs Arkansas (and they look at you weird if you say it wrong)
Watch a video about electronics manufacture. They can't say "solder" - after listening to a handful of Seppos all say SODDER about 50 times I was near on homicidal.
Pronouncing surnames ending with "..stein" as STEEN. Even if the person is most obviously German. At least try. Now how the hell do they manage to get EINSTEIN correct but nobody else????
Brynne. Enough said.
When there is one line for two or more cash registers and some jerk walks straight up and cuts in on everyone.
When I take down a customers details and they say their mobile number without pausing after pre-fix. E.g. 041 pause 9995477. It throws me out big time.. The fun part is repeating their number back to them my way and they struggle with it.
Btw that number is random. 
People expecting you to do things for them, or asking you to do things now.....
Even if I am happy to do it now give me that attitude and it may be quite a while before I do anything.
It's all in how it's asked.
All great comments above
I hate people who insist on pointing out other peoples spelling mistakes,this is a site for water enthusiasts not doctors and lawyers.
I hate
Vandals and graffiti.
Women that think size 10 fits all
Muffin tops
Utes with truck exhaust pipes and 15 antennas.
Mother in law
My beer keeps running out
Edit..not saying doctors and lawyers shouldn't be on this site 
Pre- pay petrol stations.
Coles.
Woolworths.
BCF, when your the only one in the shop and they say " Security to section ....."
No nothing experts.
Mopeds.
Kitesurfers on the windsurfing forum.
Kitesurfers where I want to sail.
Kitesurfers who run pre- pay Woolworths And Coles petrol stations who ride mopeds.
When you type big replies and lose it when it doesn't send.
"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi, oi"
Hate that bogan chant.
BTW expect a huge input from moi on this thread cause I have a sh1tload of pet hates.
Without a doubt, filthy bastards who throw ciggy butts everywhere especially on the beach, how exactly is that not littering!!??
Bloody idiots who pull into a traffic stream with great gusto, then insist on traveling at any speed “below” what the current traffic are traveling at.
Gooses who insist that they can drive and use a mobile phone at same time, particularly the farer sex with kids in a car
People at the supermarket (mostly older people) who squeeze or squash every single bread loaf in the bread isle to find the freshest loaf. Just frinkin grab one and go. They are all the same. Go to a bakery if you want fresh.
